General Information
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 	Title:                  Can't Wait to Get to Heaven
 	Author:                 Fannie Flagg
 	Read By:                Cassandra Campbell


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	 Number of MP3s:       	8 plus PARS and info
	 File Naming: 		Author - Title XXofYY.mp3	
	 Bit Rate:      		48 KB/s 
	 Frequency:			22 KHz stereo (a 1 minute 10 sec sequence of distortion @39' 40")
	 Run Time:			16:09 h:m

Story
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Combining southern warmth with unabashed emotion and side-splitting hilarity, 
Fannie Flagg takes readers back to Elmwood Springs, Missouri, where the most 
unlikely and surprising experiences of a high-spirited octogenarian inspire a 
town to ponder the age-old question: Why are we here?

Life is the strangest thing. One minute, Mrs. Elner Shimfissle is up in her 
tree, picking figs, and the next thing she knows, she is off on an adventure 
she never dreamed of, running into people she never in a million years expected 

to meet. Meanwhile, back home, Elner’s nervous, high-strung niece Norma faints 
and winds up in bed with a cold rag on her head; Elner’s neighbor Verbena 
rushes immediately to the Bible; her truck driver friend, Luther Griggs, runs 
his eighteen-wheeler into a ditch–and the entire town is thrown for a loop and 
left wondering, “What is life all about, anyway?” Except for Tot Whooten, who 
owns Tot’s Tell It Like It Is Beauty Shop. Her main concern is that the end of 
the world might come before she can collect her social security.

In this comedy-mystery, those near and dear to Elner discover something 
wonderful: Heaven is actually right here, right now, with people you love, 
neighbors you help, friendships you keep. Can’t Wait to Get to Heaven is proof 
once more that Fannie Flagg “was put on this earth to write” (Southern Living), 

spinning tales as sweet and refreshing as iced tea on a summer day, with a 
little extra kick thrown in.

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