( woman giggling )
Riker: ETANA?
I KNOW YOU'RE BACK THERE.
DON'T MAKE ME COME AFTER YOU.
OH!
( laughing )
GIVE ME THAT.
YOU DON'T NEED THAT.
YES, I DO.
I NEED THAT COMMUNICATOR.
HA-HA-HA.
OH! OH!
COMMANDER RIKER TO ENTERPRISE.
I HAVE A TERRIBLE PROBLEM
DOWN HERE ON RISA.
GIVE ME THAT.
GO GET IT.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.
BELIEVE IT.
( giggling )
MMM.
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S A GAME.
EVERYONE HERE'S PLAYING IT.
IT'S FUN.
DO I KEEP MY EYES OPEN OR CLOSED?
OPEN.
WHAT AM I SEEING?
THE PLAYING FIELD.
NOW WHAT?
YOU SEE THE DISK AND THE CONE?
YEAH.
CONCENTRATE.
MAKE THE DISK GO INTO THE CUP.
HOW DO I DO THAT?
JUST LET GO.
RELAX. YOU'LL DO IT.
GOT IT.
WHAT WAS THAT?
YOUR REWARD
FOR CLEARING THE FIRST LEVEL.
HOW FAR DOES THIS GAME GO?
AS FAR AS YOU CAN TAKE IT.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR LEVEL TWO?
HMM?
( Etana chuckling )
SPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIER.
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE.
ITS CONTINUING MISSION--
TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS
TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS
TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE.
Captioning made possible by PARAMOUNT PICTURES CORPORATION
CAPTAIN'S LOG, STARDATE 45208.2.
COMMANDER RIKER HAS REJOINED THE ENTERPRISE FROM RISA.
AND WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO AN UNCHARTED AREA
CALLED THE PHOENIX CLUSTER.
WE ARE ALL ANTICIPATING
THIS HISTORIC FIRST LOOK AT THE REGION.
IT'S STARTING TO GET BUSY AROUND HERE.
FIVE NEW SCIENCE TEAMS JUST BEAMED IN FROM THE ZHUKOV.
THE QUARTERS ARE FILLING UP FAST.
ON TOP OF EVERYTHING THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE.
WE'VE BEEN GIVEN ONLY TWO WEEKS TO COMPLETE THE EXPLORATION.
Riker: TWO WEEKS?
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO EXPLORE A REGION THAT SIZE.
I THOUGHT WE HAD FIVE WEEKS.
COMMANDER, STARFLEET HAS ADDED A DIPLOMATIC MISSION
TO OCEANUS FOUR.
WILL, I'M LEAVING IT UP TO YOU
TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENTS
HAVE AN EQUAL CHANCE OF COMPLETING THEIR RESEARCH.
COULD BE QUITE A JUGGLING ACT.
OH, AND ONE PIECE OF GOOD NEWS:
WE'RE TO RENDEZVOUS WITH A SHUTTLE
CARRYING WESLEY CRUSHER.
HE'S ON VACATION FROM THE ACADEMY.
WESLEY, GOOD. WE'LL NEED AN EXTRA HAND AROUND HERE.
GEORDI, HOW ARE YOU COMING WITH THE SURVEY PREPARATIONS?
I'M UP TO MY NECK IN OBSERVATION SCHEDULES RIGHT NOW.
OUR BIGGEST HURDLE IS SENSOR AVAILABILITY.
ESPECIALLY SINCE TWO NEW ECTOBIOLOGISTS
AND THREE STELLAR CARTOGRAPHERS HAVE JOINED US FROM THE ZHUKOV .
15 SCIENCE TEAMS, ONLY TWO WEEKS, AND ONE LONG-RANGE ARRAY
DOESN'T MAKE FOR A GREAT COMBINATION.
WHAT ABOUT THE LATERAL SENSORS?
THEY'RE BOOKED SOLID FOR PLANETARY OBSERVATION.
AND THE GAMMA RAY SCANNER?
WE'RE REPROGRAMMING THEM NOW--
LEFLER, A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW ROBIN LEFLER.
OF COURSE.
HER WORK AROUND HERE HAS BEEN SO SENSATIONAL.
I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE HER A MISSION SPECIALIST.
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU, SIR.
ALL RIGHT, SPECIALIST--
WHAT IS OUR SENSOR STATUS?
WE'RE INCREASING THE AVAILABLE BANDWIDTH
SO MORE SCIENCE TEAMS CAN USE THE SENSORS AT ONCE.
WE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO DO IT BY MULTIPLEXING THE ARRAY.
CAN WE HAVE THAT DONE BEFORE WE ARRIVE?
YES, SIR, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.
KEEP IT UP, LEFLER.
GEORDI, I BROUGHT SOMETHING BACK FROM RISA
THAT YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY.
I'D LOVE TO
BUT I'M RUNNING A FULL SENSOR RECALIBRATION
IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES.
CAN IT WAIT?
OF COURSE. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
MMHMM.
CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
CHOCOLATE FUDGE AND CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
YOU'RE NOT DEPRESSED, ARE YOU?
I'M FINE, COMMANDER.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE?
NO. YOU CAN JOIN US.
NO, THANKS. I DON'T LIKE FUDGE.
REALLY? I NEVER MET A CHOCOLATE I DIDN'T LIKE.
DOESN'T IT TASTE GOOD?
OF COURSE IT DOES
BUT IT'S NOT JUST A MATTER OF TASTE.
IT'S THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO SPOON THE FUDGE
AROUND THE RIM
LEAVING ONLY THE ICE CREAM IN THE MIDDLE.
THEN YOU GENTLY SPOON THE ICE CREAM AROUND THE SIDES
LIKE YOU'RE SCULPTING IT.
RELISH EVERY BITE.
MAKE EVERY ONE AN EVENT
AND THEN, WITH THE LAST SPOONFUL
CLOSE YOUR EYES...
I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS SUCH A RITUAL.
CHOCOLATE IS A SERIOUS THING.
I BROUGHT SOMETHING BACK FROM RISA.
BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE.
OH?
WHAT IS IT?
JUST A GAME.
CHIEF O'BRIEN.
WELCOME BACK, WESLEY.
CONGRATULATIONS ON LITTLE MOLLY.
THANK YOU.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER.
SHE'S THE SPITTING IMAGE OF HER DAD.
SO WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
IS MY MOM AROUND?
THE SENIOR STAFF IS IN A MEETING.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO YOUR MOTHER'S QUARTERS.
OH.
DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT
IF I DROPPED IN JUST TO SAY HI?
I'LL CHECK.
CHIEF O'BRIEN TO BRIDGE.
Worf: Bridge here.
WESLEY CRUSHER HAS ARRIVED AND WANTS TO KNOW
IF HE CAN STOP BY THE OBSERVATION LOUNGE
TO SAY... HI.
I suppose that is acceptable.
THANKS.
SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
MOM!
OH, WELCOME HOME.
HI, MOM!
Picard: WESLEY!
CAPTAIN!
QUOMODO TUA LATINITAS EST?
PRAESTAT QUAM PRIUS.
OOH!
OPPIDO BONUM.
YOUR LATIN HAS IMPROVED.
YOU'RE LOOKING VERY HANDSOME.
YOU REALLY DO THAT CADET UNIFORM JUSTICE, WESLEY.
I BET YOU'RE DRIVING ALL THE GIRLS WILD.
WESLEY... TARVOKIAN POUND CAKE.
I MADE IT MYSELF.
THANKS, WORF!
WESLEY, WAS OUR ATTEMPT
TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE EFFECTIVE?
YOU BET IT WAS.
FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT I WAS ON THE WRONG SHIP.
( laughing )
( contrived laughter )
DID YOU FIND OUR DECEPTION PLEASING?
YEAH. IT'S FUN TO BE SURPRISED.
ARE YOU HERE TO WORK, OR TO PLAY, MR. CRUSHER?
SIR?
I KNOW YOU'RE ON VACATION, PROBABLY WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP,
SPEND SOME TIME ON THE HOLODECK...
BUT IF YOU SO INCLINE, WE COULD USE YOUR HELP PREPARING FOR
THE PHOENIX CLUSTER SURVEY.
SOUNDS GREAT, SIR.
EXCELLENT, SOON AS YOU GET SETTLED
COME DOWN TO ENGINEERING.
WE'LL GET YOU STARTED, HUH?
AWW.
SO WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?
COME BY MY QUARTERS AND I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU.
HAVE YOU FOUND THE ACADEMY CHALLENGING, WESLEY?
YEAH. I THOUGHT AFTER BEING ON THE ENTERPRISE
IT WOULD BE A BREEZE
BUT THERE'S A LOT MORE TO LEARN
THAN JUST STARSHIP OPERATIONS.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST YEAR LIKE?
ALTHOUGH I DID EXTREMELY WELL SCHOLASTICALLY
MY LACK OF HUMAN UNDERSTANDING OFTEN CREATED SOCIAL OBSTACLES.
LIKE WHAT?
I PARTICULARLY REMEMBER
THE PHENOMENON OF PRACTICAL JOKES
SEVERAL OF WHICH I FELL VICTIM TO.
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
THE FIRST WEEK THAT I WAS THERE
THIS GUY NAMED ADAM MARTONI
REPROGRAMMED THE SONIC SHOWER TO COVER ME WITH MUD.
IT TOOK ME A WHILE, BUT I GOT HIM BACK REALLY GOOD.
GOOD FOR YOU.
THANKS.
I ALSO FOUND SOCIAL GATHERINGS DIFFICULT.
THERE WAS ONE EVENT, AN ACADEMY TRADITION
THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE?
THEY STILL HOLD IT EVERY YEAR.
A NOTABLY AWKWARD EXPERIENCE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I CAN'T EVEN DANCE.
REALLY?
YOUR MOTHER IS QUITE AN EXPERT.
SHE RECENTLY TAUGHT ME.
THE DANCING DOCTOR?
SHE TRIED TO TEACH ME, TOO
BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE THE KNACK.
I WOULD BE HAPPY TO TEACH YOU DANCING.
I HAVE PROGRAMMED A COMPREHENSIVE, 17-PART COURSE
WITH SOME INTERESTING HOLOGRAPHIC PARTNERS.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
I'LL MODIFY THE PLANETARY SCANNERS.
JUST MAKE SURE WE HAVE ENOUGH DATA LINES OPEN
FOR THE STELLAR PHYSICS.
NO PROBLEM.
I'LL COMPRESS THE SIGNAL FLOW.
ALL RIGHT.
WHY AREN'T THESE REGISTERING?
YOU MIGHT TRY CALIBRATING THEM MANUALLY.
EXCUSE ME?
THE DETECTORS-- THEY TEND TO GET TEMPERAMENTAL.
YOU CAN TRY CALIBRATING THEM BY HAND.
OH.
OH, YOU'RE KIDDING?
THE COMPUTER HAS TO DO THIS.
NO. LOOK, THE SUBROUTINE LETS YOU DO IT FROM THE PANEL.
LAW 17: "WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, DO IT YOURSELF."
IT'S WORKING.
THANKS.
SURE.
UH, BY THE WAY...
I'M WESLEY.
WESLEY CRUSHER.
I KNOW.
JUST BACK FROM THE ACADEMY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
ROBIN LEFLER.
HI.
( beeping )
YOUR NEUTRINOS ARE DRIFTING.
THEY'RE WHAT?
( beeping stops )
GEORDI,
A CONFLICT HAS ARISEN BETWEEN THE PLANETARY EVOLUTION TEAM
AND THE STELLAR PHYSICISTS.
EACH WISHES TO BE THE FIRST
TO USE THE THERMAL IMAGING ARRAY
WELL, TELL THEM TO FLIP A COIN.
WE'VE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER ON THIS MISSION
OTHERWISE WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT DONE.
A COIN-- VERY GOOD.
I WILL REPLICATE ONE IMMEDIATELY.
Dr. Crusher to Data.
DATA HERE.
Do you have a minute to join me in Sick Bay?
I need your help with something.
YES, DOCTOR.
ON MY WAY.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, DOCTOR?
YES, DATA. I NEED TO ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
I'M WORKING ON A NEW EXPERIMENT WITH BIO-ACTIVE SILICON.
WOULD YOU REPROGRAM THIS TRICORDER
TO THESE SPECIFICATIONS?
CERTAINLY.
I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU WITH IT
BUT I NEED IT DONE QUICKLY.
IT DOES NOT BOTHER ME, DOCTOR.
IN FACT, I AM HAPPY...
COMPUTER, SECURE SICK BAY.
Computer: All entries to Sick Bay are secured.
LET'S SEE, I HAVE NOVAKOVICH FOR ANTHROPOLOGY
AND HORNE FOR CREATIVE WRITING.
WALTER HORNE?
IS HE STILL TEACHING?
YEAH, HE IS, AND HE'S GOOD TOO.
AND YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.
THE FIRST WEEK THAT I WAS THERE, I WENT AND MET BOOTHBY.
OHH... HOW IS OLD BOOTHBY?
I... I HOPE HE DIDN'T TELL YOU A LOT OF STORIES ABOUT ME.
HE DIDN'T REMEMBER YOU, SIR.
AT FIRST.
I FOUND AN OLD YEARBOOK PHOTO OF YOU
AND HE REMEMBERED YOU RIGHT AWAY.
HE SAID HE'S VERY PROUD OF YOU
THAT YOU'RE CAPTAIN OF THE ENTERPRISE.
IS HE STILL TENDING GROUNDS
OR HAVE THE YEARS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM?
NOT THAT I CAN TELL.
HE TOOK ME ON A GRAND TOUR OF THE PLACE.
HE SHOWED ME EVERY SINGLE BLADE OF GRASS PRACTICALLY.
I HAD THE VERY SAME TOUR.
SIR... WHAT DO THE INITIALS "A.F." STAND FOR?
A.F.?
BOOTHBY SAID HE CAUGHT YOU
CARVING THOSE INITIALS INTO HIS PRIZED ELM TREE.
A.F...
OH... JUST AN ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE.
WESLEY, IF YOU MEET SOMEONE
WHOSE INITIALS YOU MIGHT WANT TO CARVE INTO THAT ELM TREE
DON'T LET IT INTERFERE WITH YOUR STUDIES.
I FAILED ORGANIC CHEMISTRY BECAUSE OF A.F.
Crusher to Captain Picard.
GO AHEAD, DOCTOR.
I need you in Sick Bay immediately.
ON MY WAY.
HE CAME IN COMPLAINING OF A SERVO MALFUNCTION
BUT MY SCANS CAME OUT NEGATIVE.
THEN HE JUST COLLAPSED.
WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND?
HIS BIO-SYSTEMS AND POSITRONIC FUNCTIONS
SEEM TO CHECK OUT.
HIS POWER CELLS ARE ACTIVE.
FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, HIS HIGHER FUNCTIONS ARE INTACT
BUT THE SIGNALS AREN'T GETTING FROM HIS BRAIN
TO THE REST OF HIS BODY.
IT'S LIKE A HE'S IN A COMA.
DATA PERFORMS SELF-DIAGNOSTIC ROUTINES ON A REGULAR BASIS.
WE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HIS LOGS. THEY MAY REVEAL SOMETHING.
I RECOMMEND GOING THROUGH HIS QUARTERS AS WELL
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WE MIGHT FIND.
AGREED.
CONTINUE THE ANALYSIS.
KEEP ME INFORMED.
STANDARD SECURITY SWEEP
SHOWS NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.
PERSONAL LOGS... DIAGNOSTICS, DUTY LOGS--
THEY ALL LOOK NORMAL.
THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF ANYTHING THAT COULD LEAD TO DATA'S SHUTDOWN.
MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK HIS CAT.
I'D BETTER GET BACK TO SICK BAY
SEE IF THERE'S ANY CHANGE IN HIS CONDITION.
DR. CRUSHER'S GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL, GEORDI.
IF THERE'S ANY CHANGE
YOU'D BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
I GUESS SO.
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU NEED A BREAK.
UNWIND A LITTLE.
YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME
IN TEN FORWARD?
THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE YOU TO TRY.
Wesley: CONDUITS 12 AND 22 ARE STILL DOWN FOR TESTING.
Robin: WE CAN REROUTE THROUGH JUNCTION 14-B.
YOU HAVE A FUNNY WAY OF LOOKING AT CONDUIT CONFIGURATION
BUT IT WORKS.
THAT'S LAW 36:
YOU GOT TO GO WITH WHAT WORKS.
WHAT ARE ALL THESE LAWS THAT I KEEP HEARING?
THEY'RE MY PERSONAL LAWS.
EVERY TIME I LEARN SOMETHING ESSENTIAL
I MAKE UP A LAW ABOUT IT SO I NEVER FORGET.
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
102, SO FAR.
LOOKS LIKE THE STARBOARD ARRAY
NEEDS ANOTHER SUB-PROCESSOR.
IT WILL BE ON-LINE IN A FEW MINUTES.
I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
THEY SAID YOU WERE GOOD.
WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW ME?
I HAVE FEW FRIENDS AT THE ACADEMY.
YOUR NAME'S COME UP A COUPLE OF TIMES.
THAT'S REALLY SOME STUNT YOU PULLED ON ADAM MARTONI
IN THE PHYSICS LAB.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
HOW YOU GOT THE ANTI-MATTER REGULATOR TO SPRAY CHILI SAUCE?
THERE IS ANOTHER SIDE TO THAT STORY.
IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOUR BIRTHMARK?
THIS ISN'T FAIR.
I HARDLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.
HEY...
THAT'S LAW 46: LIFE ISN'T...
...ALWAYS FAIR. ...ALWAYS FAIR.
YEAH, I KNOW THAT LAW.
I STILL HAVE TO WORK ON THE SENSOR RELAYS
BUT I'D LIKE A CHANCE TO EVEN THE SCORE.
TEN FORWARD, 1900 HOURS.
WILL YOU JOIN ME FOR COFFEE?
NO.
BUT I'LL MEET YOU FOR DINNER.
CAPTAIN'S LOG SUPPLEMENTAL.
WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE PHOENIX CLUSTER
BUT IT WILL TAKE US SEVERAL HOURS
TO DETERMINE THE BEST POSSIBLE LOCATION
FROM WHICH TO CONDUCT OUR SURVEY.
COMMANDER DATA'S CONDITION REMAINS UNCHANGED
WITH NO FURTHER INDICATION
AS TO THE CAUSE OF HIS COLLAPSE.
( gasps of pleasure )
MOM?
WESLEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M EMBARRASSED TO SAY.
THIS WAS MEANT FOR YOU
BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN I COULDN'T RESIST.
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S A GAME.
RIKER BROUGHT IT BACK FROM RISA.
EVERYBODY'S PLAYING IT.
WANT TO TRY?
MAYBE LATER.
HOW'S DATA?
GEORDI IS STILL WORKING ON HIM.
HE'S GOING TO BE FINE.
I THINK I SHOULD GO GIVE HIM A HAND.
NO.
WESLEY, YOU ARE ON VACATION.
YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH ALREADY.
YEAH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
COMPUTER
INCREASE LIGHT LEVEL.
ARE YOU IN A HURRY?
YEAH, I'M LATE FOR A DINNER DATE.
REALLY?
WITH WHO?
ROBIN LEFLER, FROM ENGINEERING.
WHY DON'T YOU INVITE HER HERE?
WE CAN ALL PLAY THE GAME TOGETHER.
I CAN REPLICATE A COUPLE MORE.
MOM...
SORRY.
IT'S JUST THAT
I WANT TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER
WHILE YOU'RE HERE.
WE'LL HAVE TIME TOGETHER.
I PROMISE.
OKAY.
JUST ONE GAME.
COME ON, TRY IT ON...
MOM, I REALLY NEED TO GET READY.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
THANKS.
I WILL.
WHEN YOUR PARENTS
ARE THE ONLY PLASMA SPECIALISTS IN THE SECTOR
YOU DO A LOT OF TRAVELING AROUND.
WE WENT FROM BASE, TO BASE, TO BASE.
I FLET LIKE A PIECE OF LUGGAGE AFTER A WHILE.
I SPENT ALL MY TIME AROUND TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT.
MY FIRST FRIEND WAS A TRICORDER.
REALLY?
MY VERY FIRST FRIEND WAS A WARP COIL.
MY PARENTS WORK CAME FIRST.
THEY DIDN'T REALLY HAVE TIME FOR ME.
EVEN WHEN I NEEDED THEM.
SO THAT'S HOW I LEARNED MY FIRST LAW.
LAW ONE: YOU CAN ONLY COUNT ON YOURSELF.
SOUNDS KIND OF LONELY.
WELL, NOW YOU'RE HERE.
NOW I'M HERE.
WELL, I'M GLAD.
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING ON IN ENGINEERING.
COMMANDER LA FORGE AND ALL THE OTHERS
THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT SOME NEW GAME.
YEAH, WHAT KIND OF GAME IS IT?
IT'S SOME RISIAN GADGET
THAT FITS OVER YOUR EAR.
HAVE YOU PLAYED IT?
HMM-MM. NOT YET.
MY MOM HAS ONE.
SHE KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME TO PLAY IT.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE STRANGE--
EVERYBODY PLAYING IT, ALL THE TIME?
IT'S JUST A FAD.
IT'S HERE THIS WEEK.
NEXT WEEK WE WON'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED.
I WONDER HOW IT WORKS?
WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT AND FIND OUT?
I'D LIKE TO KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT IT BEFORE I TRY IT.
I BET IF WE WORK TOGETHER
WE COULD FIGURE IT OUT.
YEAH.
WE COULD HOOK IT UP TO ONE OF THE COMPUTERS.
THE MEDICAL PROGRAMS IN THE LAB
CAN BE SET UP TO EMULATE HUMAN RESPONSES.
I NOTICED IT USES A VISUAL INTERFACE.
WE COULD CONNECT IT THROUGH AN OPTICAL SENSOR.
I'VE LOADED THE NEUROLOGICAL BEHAVIOR PROGRAM.
THIS SENSOR PAD WILL ALLOW THE COMPUTER TO PROCESS
WHATEVER INFORMATION THE GAME SENDS AT IT.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
OKAY.
IT'S ACTIVATING THE RETICULAR FORMATION.
THERE'S HEAVY SYNAPTIC ACTIVITY
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS AFTER PROLONGED EXPOSURE.
SPEED UP THE PROCESSOR AND WE'LL FIND OUT.
Robin: THE EFFECTS SEEM CENTERED AROUND THE FRONTAL LOBE.
COMPUTER, ENHANCE FRONTAL LOBE, FULL SPECTRUM.
IT'S STIMULATING THE SEPTAL AREA.
THAT'S THE PLEASURE CENTER OF THE BRAIN.
WHATEVER THIS THING DOES, IT MUST FEEL PRETTY GOOD.
NO WONDER IT'S SO POPULAR.
LOOK AT THIS.
SEROTONIN LEVELS ARE WAY OFF.
LET'S RUN A NEUROCHEMICAL ANALYSIS.
Robin: I'M SEEING WIDESPREAD BONDING
TO NEURO-RECEPTORS.
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG
BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A PSYCHOTROPIC REACTION.
ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK THE GAME'S ADDICTIVE?
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX?
Robin: DOESN'T THAT AREA CONTROL HIGHER REASONING?
YEAH, IT SURE DOES.
I BETTER GO TALK TO THE CAPTAIN.
COME.
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, SIR.
IT'S NO BOTHER, WESLEY.
PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
THANKS.
HOW ARE THE SURVEY PREPARATIONS COMING ALONG?
THEY'RE COMING ALONG FINE,
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
WHAT THEN?
THERE'S A GAME GOING AROUND.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT COMMANDER RIKER BROUGHT BACK FROM RISA.
IT'S A DEVICE THAT HOOKS AROUND THE EARS.
HMM.
YES, I'VE SEEN IT.
I DID SOME PRELIMINARY TESTS ON THE GAME.
AND WHAT I FOUND LEADS ME TO BELIEVE
THAT IT MAY HAVE SOME HARMFUL SIDE EFFECTS.
SPECIFICALLY SIR, I THINK IT'S PSYCHOTROPICALLY ADDICTIVE.
ADDICTIVE?
WHAT HAVE YOU DISCOVERED?
THE GAME INITIATES A SEROTONIN CASCADE
IN THE FRONTAL LOBE OF THE BRAIN.
I KNOW THAT'S NOTHING CONCLUSIVE
BUT IT COULD EXPLAIN WHY EVERYONE IS SO ATTRACTED TO IT.
AND AT THE SAME TIME
IT STIMULATES THE BRAIN'S REASONING CENTER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.
HMM. I'LL START AN INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATELY.
THANK YOU, MR. CRUSHER.
THANK YOU, SIR.
WESLEY...
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK AGAIN.
O'Brien: HAVE YOU TRIED THIS?
I'VE TRIED IT.
THANKS, IT'S GREAT.
ROBIN...
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
EVERYBODY'S AFTER ME TO TRY IT.
I KNOW. I GOT STOPPED IN THE CORRIDORS TWICE.
I TALKED TO THE CAPTAIN.
HE'S GOING TO LOOK INTO IT.
WELL I HOPE HE MAKES A SHIP-WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT OR SOMETHING.
BECAUSE THIS THING IS REALLY STARTING TO GIVE ME THE CREEPS.
DID YOU FORGET YOUR GAMES?
WE LEFT THEM IN OUR QUARTERS.
WELL THEN, YOU CAN USE MINE.
NO, THANKS.
SHE SAID, "NO, THANKS."
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS REALLY WEIRD?
THIS GAME IS SO ADDICTIVE, ONLY ONE PERSON ON BOARD
WE CAN BE SURE WOULDN'T BE AFFECTED BY IT.
DATA.
RIGHT. AND HE MANAGED TO GET INJURED
RIGHT WHEN THE GAME WAS BROUGHT ON BOARD.
WE BETTER TAKE A LOOK AT HIM.
Wesley: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO CHECK AGAIN.
THE NURSE IS STILL PLAYING THE GAME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS.
THERE'S BRAIN ACTIVITY.
ALL HIS SYSTEMS SEEM TO BE WORKING.
HOW CAN THAT BE? HE'S UNCONSCIOUS.
MAYBE THERE'S A SIGNAL BREACH BETWEEN HIS BRAIN AND HIS BODY.
LET'S MAP HIS NEURO-SYSTEM
AND SEE IF WE CAN ISOLATE A WEAK LINK.
PATCH THE NEURAL OUTPUT THROUGH TO THAT STATION.
HERE!
THE SIGNAL STOPS JUST BELOW HIS CORTEX PROCESSOR.
THERE'S SOME KIND OF DAMAGE.
IT'S ALMOST UNREADABLE.
LET'S LOOK AT IT ON THE VIEWER.
WESLEY, LOOK AT THAT.
IT LOOKS LIKE SOME OF HIS POSITRONIC LINKS WERE SEVERED.
THE CUTS ARE PRECISE.
LOOK AT HOW CLEAN THE EDGES ARE.
Robin: COMPUTER, INCREASE MAGNIFICATION, FACTOR FOUR.
ONLY TWO PEOPLE ON BOARD
KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT DATA TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS--
COMMANDER LA FORGE...
AND MY MOTHER.
WHY WOULD ONE OF THEM DO THIS TO HIM?
MAYBE THERE'S MORE GOING ON HERE
THAN WE THOUGHT.
WHAT IF SOMEONE'S TRYING TO USE THE GAME
FOR SOME PURPOSE OTHER THAN PLEASURE?
THEN DATA WOULD BE A THREAT TO THAT PLAN
AND ONLY WITH DATA OUT OF THE WAY
WOULD EVERYONE BECOME ADDICTED.
AND EVERYONE HAS...
EXCEPT US.
WE HAVE REACHED THE DESIGNATED COORDINATES, CAPTAIN.
THERE'S A SHIP BEARING 327.152 ON AN INTERCEPT COURSE.
ADVISE THEM OF OUR STATUS, MR. WORF.
GO, REPLICATE WHAT YOU NEED
AND SEE THAT THE DEVICES ARE PROPERLY DISTRIBUTED...
NOT FORGETTING MR. CRUSHER.
WESLEY?
IN HERE, MOM.
( both panting )
IT WORKED.
WE SHOULD KEEP THESE MOCK-UPS WITH US.
WE CAN'T TRUST ANYONE ANYMORE
NOT EVEN THE CAPTAIN.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ON DUTY IN ENGINEERING.
I'VE GOT TO GO BEFORE COMMANDER LA FORGE SUSPECTS SOMETHING.
OKAY. WHEN YOU GET THERE, START ACCESSING THE CODES
TO THE SECURITY TRACKING SYSTEM.
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TRY.
WESLEY, DON'T FORGET LAW 91:
ALWAYS WATCH YOUR BACK.
YOU TOO.
THE VESSEL IS APPROACHING, CAPTAIN.
COMPUTER, ALL SENIOR OFFICERS REPORT TO THE BRIDGE.
ON SCREEN.
Report.
Picard: WELCOME, ETANA.
THE ENTERPRISE HAS BEEN SECURED.
WE AWAIT YOUR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
The expansion will proceed as follows:
Commander Riker
you will pilot a shuttlecraft to the Cleon system
where you will rendezvous with the Starship Endeavor.
Proceed with distributing the device to that vessel.
Commander La Forge, Counselor Troi
take a shuttle to Starbase 67.
Distribute the device
to all starships currently docked there.
WE ALSO HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY
TO INTRODUCE THE GAME TO STARFLEET ACADEMY.
Excellent. See to it.
The Ktarians commend your efforts, Picard.
Once the expansion is complete
you and your crew will be rewarded.
( moaning )
DECK 36.
WESLEY, AND WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU?
I'M ONLY LEVEL 10.
I'M AT LEVEL 47.
( gasping )
THAT'S GREAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE SECRET IS, DON'T YOU?
DON'T FORCE IT.
IF YOU JUST LET THE GAME HAPPEN
IT ALMOST PLAYS ITSELF.
( gasps, sighs )
I'LL TRY THAT.
I THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.
I'VE JUST GOT ONE MORE THING TO DO.
HELP ME COMPILE THE FORCE FIELD OVERRIDES.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I CREATED A SITE-TO-SITE TRANSPORTER PROGRAM.
IF THINGS GET DIFFICULT,
THIS WILL KEEP US ONE STEP AHEAD OF THEM.
WERE YOU ABLE TO ACCESS THE SECURITY TRACKING CODES?
ROBIN?
IT'S YOUR TURN.
PLAY THE GAME, WESLEY.
Riker: COMPUTER, ACTIVATE SECURITY CONTAINMENT FIELD
DECK 36, SECTION 52!
COMPUTER, TRANSPORT PROGRAM CRUSHER ONE.
Riker to bridge, we lost Crusher.
It appears he rigged a site-to-site transport.
SECURITY ALERT, CONDITION THREE.
COMPUTER, SHUT DOWN
ALL TRANSPORTER SYSTEMS AND SHUTTLE BAYS.
MR. LA FORGE?
I CAN'T TRACK HIM, SIR.
HE'S DONE SOMETHING TO THE INTERNAL SECURITY SENSORS.
I'LL TRY BYPASSING HIS SUBCOMMANDS.
HOLD ON.
I'M PICKING UP A PIECE OF HIS TRAIL, SIR.
SENSORS SHOW POWER ACTIVATION
IN TRANSPORTER ROOM THREE.
THAT WOULD PUT HIM SOMEWHERE ON DECK SIX.
SEAL OFF DECK SIX.
ACTIVATE SECURITY FIELDS SECTIONS 23 THROUGH 29.
AYE, SIR.
WE'VE GOT HIM, CAPTAIN-- SECTION 25.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S TRYING
TO CUT THROUGH THE FORCE FIELD WITH A PHASER.
SECURITY TO DECK SIX, SECTION 25..
WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
I AM ATTEMPTING
TO ISOLATE HIM WITH THERMAL SENSORS.
NARROW THE SCAN FIELD. GO DECK BY DECK IF YOU HAVE TO.
UNFORTUNATELY, HE KNOWS OUR PROCEDURES.
HE WILL AVOID
ALL CORRIDORS AND PUBLIC AREAS.
COMMANDER,
AN UNIDENTIFIED HEAT SOURCE.
DECK SEVEN, SECTION 23. THERE!
( grunting )
NO!
LET GO OF ME!
Beverly: IT'S OKAY, WESLEY.
YOU LED US QUITE A CHASE, MR. CRUSHER.
DR. CRUSHER.
NO!
HOLD HIM STEADY.
Beverly: IT'S OKAY, WESLEY. IT WON'T HURT.
NO!
YOU'LL LIKE IT.
HIS EYES.
Beverly: THAT'S RIGHT, WESLEY.
JUST LET IT GO.
YES.
JUST LET YOURSELF GO.
RELAX.
COMPUTER, RESUME NORMAL ILLUMINATION.
MR. WORF, YOU WILL FIND A SMALL ALIEN SHIP
OFF THE STARBOARD BOW.
PLEASE SECURE IT WITH A TRACTOR BEAM AND RAISE OUR SHIELDS.
ENGAGING TRACTOR BEAM.
Data: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, CAPTAIN?
I THINK SO, MR. DATA.
CAPTAIN, WE ARE BEING HAILED BY THE ALIEN VESSEL.
ON SCREEN.
Explain yourself, Picard.
THE EXPLANATION IS SIMPLE.
YOUR ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE OUR SHIP HAS FAILED.
Release us immediately, or we will open fire.
TACTICAL ANALYSIS, MR. WORF.
THEIR WEAPONS SYSTEMS
ARE SUBSTANTIALLY INFERIOR TO OURS.
THEY ARE NOT A THREAT.
GET HER OFF THE SCREEN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE WERE ABOUT TO DO.
DATA, WE DEACTIVATED YOU.
I MANAGED TO RECONNECT HIS POSITRONIC MATRIX.
WESLEY'S SUBSEQUENT DIVERSIONS
GAVE ME ADEQUATE TIME TO MODIFY THE PALM BEACON.
THE OPTICAL BURST PATTERNS WE PROGRAMMED WERE SUCCESSFUL
IN COUNTERACTING THE ADDICTIVE EFFECTS OF THE GAME.
AND THE REST OF THE CREW?
WE PROGRAMMED THE MAIN COMPUTER
TO TRANSMIT THE SAME OPTICAL BURST
TO ALL DISPLAY SCREENS, STATIONS, AND TERMINALS
THROUGHOUT THE SHIP.
THAT SHOULD REACH ALMOST EVERYONE.
TAKE A MEDICAL TEAM TO TREAT THE REST.
AYE, SIR.
WE'LL TAKE THE ALIEN SHIP
TO THE NEAREST FEDERATION STARBASE.
ENSIGN, LAY IN A COURSE.
CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE 45212.1.
WE HAVE DELIVERED THE KTARIAN VESSEL TO STARBASE 82
AND ARE NOW ON A COURSE
TO RENDEZVOUS WITH THE STARSHIP MERIMAC .
WHICH WILL TRANSPORT WESLEY CRUSHER
BACK TO STARFLEET ACADEMY.
I NEVER SAW YOU WEAR THESE.
AFRAID SOMEONE MIGHT SEE YOUR BIRTHMARK?
NOW I WONDER WHO STARTED THAT BIRTHMARK RUMOR.
I WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO.
ME TOO.
YOU'LL WRITE, WON'T YOU?
SOMEBODY HAS TO KILL ALL THOSE RUMORS
YOU KEEP HEARING ABOUT ME.
Riker: Mr. Crusher, we've rendezvoused
with the Merimac.
Please report to Transporter Room Two.
ON MY WAY, SIR.
I GOT TO GO.
HERE.
A GIFT.
SO YOU'LL REMEMBER.
ROBIN'S LAWS, ALL 102 OF THEM.
THANKS.
LAW 103?
YES?
A COUPLE OF LIGHT YEARS CAN'T KEEP GOOD FRIENDS APART.
BYE.