1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:06,000 Captain's Log, Stardate 42859.2. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,239 Captain's Log, Stardate 42859.2. 3 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,475 We are in orbit around Antede III 4 00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:10,143 awaiting the arrival of two dignitaries. 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,544 Our mission is to escort them 6 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:12,000 to a conference on planet Pacifica 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,147 to a conference on planet Pacifica 8 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,483 where they will be given the opportunity 9 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:17,684 to join the Federation. 10 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:24,000 I thought you might find this interesting, Mr. Crusher. 11 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,290 I thought you might find this interesting, Mr. Crusher. 12 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,627 Few humans have seen an Antedean in the flesh. 13 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,195 ( transporter hums ) 14 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,000 Welcome. 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,035 Welcome. 16 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,704 I'm Jean-Luc Picard 17 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,774 Captain of the Enterprise. 18 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:47,213 ( soft, wheezing breaths ) 19 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:48,000 Are they all right, sir? 20 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,283 Are they all right, sir? 21 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:51,718 Yes. 22 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:54,000 This is their preferred way of space travel. 23 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,687 This is their preferred way of space travel. 24 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,490 Their physical condition is good enough 25 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,826 considering the circumstances. 26 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:00,000 It is a self-induced catatonic state-- 27 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,096 It is a self-induced catatonic state-- 28 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:05,131 their way of dealing 29 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:06,000 with the trauma of space flight. 30 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,700 with the trauma of space flight. 31 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,602 Will we try to revive them? 32 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:12,000 No, not until we reach the Pacifica conference 33 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,106 No, not until we reach the Pacifica conference 34 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,140 three days from now. 35 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:16,075 Doctor, have you prepared a sick bay facility 36 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:17,610 to accommodate our guests? 37 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:18,000 Well, as soon as I can make some adjustments. 38 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,146 Well, as soon as I can make some adjustments. 39 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,614 Their physiology is unusual. 40 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:23,082 You can store them for a few hours? 41 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:24,000 Sure, I'll have them kept here out of the way. 42 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,152 Sure, I'll have them kept here out of the way. 43 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,621 Mr. Worf, provide security. 44 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:30,000 Aye, sir. 45 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,190 Aye, sir. 46 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,192 What's in that container? 47 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,259 Vermicula. 48 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,661 It's their food. 49 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,000 When they come out of stasis 50 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,431 When they come out of stasis 51 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:41,434 they'll be very hungry. 52 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:42,000 They eat this? 53 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,403 They eat this? 54 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,638 In great quantities. 55 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:53,413 What a handsome race. 56 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:04,157 So, what did you think of the Antedeans, Wesley? 57 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:06,000 They are rather strange looking, Commander. 58 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,527 They are rather strange looking, Commander. 59 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:10,430 Judging a being by its physical appearance 60 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,000 is the last major human prejudice, Wesley. 61 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,732 is the last major human prejudice, Wesley. 62 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,967 Point is well-taken, Mr. Data. 63 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:18,000 I'm sure that, to the Antedeans, we are equally unattractive. 64 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,171 I'm sure that, to the Antedeans, we are equally unattractive. 65 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:19,572 Captain, we are being hailed 66 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,742 by a small transport vessel just coming into range. 67 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,000 Oh, my God. 68 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,177 Oh, my God. 69 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,146 What's the problem? 70 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,000 What's she doing here? 71 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:30,149 What's she doing here? 72 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:32,252 WESLEY: On screen, Captain. 73 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:33,820 Starship Enterprise, come in. 74 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,722 RIKER: We have you on viewer, pilot. 75 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:36,000 Enterprise, I have a passenger, a VIP passenger who I more... 76 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,225 Enterprise, I have a passenger, a VIP passenger who I more... 77 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,159 Oh, let me talk to them. 78 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:42,000 I'm sure I'm more articulate than that. 79 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,395 I'm sure I'm more articulate than that. 80 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:43,730 Mother. 81 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,465 DATA: Captain. 82 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:48,000 We are receiving Starfleet orders granting a Lwaxana... 83 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,268 We are receiving Starfleet orders granting a Lwaxana... 84 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,269 Lwaxana Troi-- 85 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,204 Daughter of the Fifth House 86 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,339 Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx 87 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:54,000 heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. 88 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,575 heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. 89 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,277 ...full ambassadorial status, sir. 90 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,000 It looks like it's back into that dress uniform, sir. 91 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,413 It looks like it's back into that dress uniform, sir. 92 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,215 And yours as well, Commander. 93 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:04,551 She is listed as representing the Betazed government 94 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:05,618 at the conference. 95 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:06,000 Mother, please, don't do this to me. 96 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,954 Mother, please, don't do this to me. 97 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,223 Do what to you, Little One? 98 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,000 Oh, Jean-Luc, what naughty thoughts. 99 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,361 Oh, Jean-Luc, what naughty thoughts. 100 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,000 But how wonderful you still think of me like that. 101 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,266 But how wonderful you still think of me like that. 102 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:46,492 Space, the final frontier. 103 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,000 These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. 104 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,363 These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. 105 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,365 Its continuing mission-- 106 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,000 to explore strange new worlds 107 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,336 to explore strange new worlds 108 00:03:56,402 --> 00:04:00,000 to seek out new life and new civilizations 109 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,807 to seek out new life and new civilizations 110 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:05,011 to boldly go where no one has gone before. 111 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:06,000 It's so like my mother to do the unexpected. 112 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,374 It's so like my mother to do the unexpected. 113 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:11,310 Well, it will be... pleasant 114 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:12,000 to have her as a guest of the Enterprise again. 115 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,515 to have her as a guest of the Enterprise again. 116 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:17,617 Energize. 117 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,559 Legs! Where are the legs? 118 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:29,762 Where they belong, Mother, right under you. 119 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,000 Oh, I hate that. 120 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,464 Oh, I hate that. 121 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:35,401 I will never completely trust this device, Jean-Luc. 122 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:36,000 Captain Picard, Mother. 123 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,470 Captain Picard, Mother. 124 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:38,838 ( startled cry ) 125 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:41,808 Explain to her. 126 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:42,000 I'm sorry they startled you, Mrs. Troi. 127 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,676 I'm sorry they startled you, Mrs. Troi. 128 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,378 They're Antedean delegates. 129 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,447 They're being stored here temporarily. 130 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:48,000 Delegates? 131 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,281 Delegates? 132 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:50,383 Last time I saw something like that 133 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,984 it was being served on a plate. 134 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:56,989 Oh, darling. 135 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,000 Ah! 136 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,126 Ah! 137 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,628 LWAXANA: Well, well, well. 138 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,896 And you, Jean-Luc 139 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,000 I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs. 140 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:06,132 I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs. 141 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,434 My valet is waiting. 142 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,970 You may beam him aboard now. 143 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:18,000 You remember Mr. Homn, of course. 144 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,144 You remember Mr. Homn, of course. 145 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,646 It would be hard to forget Mr. Homn. 146 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,148 I've retained his services 147 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,000 despite the outlandishly lustful thoughts 148 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,450 despite the outlandishly lustful thoughts 149 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,519 he spews in my direction. 150 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,987 You can put that down, Homn. 151 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,000 We can't deny the Captain the honor 152 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,090 We can't deny the Captain the honor 153 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,059 of carrying my belongings. 154 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,694 I will not interfere 155 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,000 with Mr. Homn's duties this time. 156 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,529 with Mr. Homn's duties this time. 157 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,599 Now, that's not what you're really thinking, Jean-Luc. 158 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,667 You forget I'm a telepath. 159 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:42,000 Mrs. Troi, since this is obviously significant to you... 160 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,172 Mrs. Troi, since this is obviously significant to you... 161 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,676 I'll... 162 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:57,583 I'll carry it. 163 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,528 Just down this corridor. 164 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:11,197 He has nice legs too, Little One. 165 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,000 Is he still yours? 166 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,466 Is he still yours? 167 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,602 Humans no longer own each other that way, Mother. 168 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,870 Really? 169 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:23,476 That's a custom we may have to introduce again. 170 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,000 Thank you. 171 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,216 Thank you. 172 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,951 Glad to help. 173 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,000 Well, I trust you will be comfortable here. 174 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,457 Well, I trust you will be comfortable here. 175 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:40,092 If you will excuse me. 176 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:42,000 Um, I am serving a Betazoid dinner 177 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,528 Um, I am serving a Betazoid dinner 178 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:44,564 of greeting tonight, Captain. 179 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,633 It is an Ambassadorial function. 180 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,000 It sounds delightful. 181 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,635 It sounds delightful. 182 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:54,000 He's a fine man. 183 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,842 He's a fine man. 184 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,511 He's solid, he's reliable. 185 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,714 He's a little bit on the stuffy side 186 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:04,217 but, all in all, he's not that bad. 187 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,952 I can't believe you, Mother. 188 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:09,589 You sound like you're sizing up a commodity. 189 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:12,000 But that's exactly what men are, darling, especially human men. 190 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,861 But that's exactly what men are, darling, especially human men. 191 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,529 Was your father 192 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,000 ever unhappy with me? 193 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,064 ever unhappy with me? 194 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,732 No, he worshipped you. 195 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:24,000 But I don't think I'll ever learn to see men the way you do. 196 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,904 But I don't think I'll ever learn to see men the way you do. 197 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:27,573 You will as you mature, darling 198 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,000 and the men in your life are going to bless you for it. 199 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,613 and the men in your life are going to bless you for it. 200 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,948 You're so beautiful. 201 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:41,621 And she actually complimented Captain Picard on his legs? 202 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:42,000 I would have thought a telepath 203 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,089 I would have thought a telepath 204 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,290 would be more discreet, sir. 205 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,725 RIKER: Exactly the opposite. 206 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,927 She knows what's on your mind 207 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:48,000 and she lets you know what's on hers. 208 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,063 and she lets you know what's on hers. 209 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,899 PICARD: Gentlemen. 210 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,000 I think we must not lose sight of the fact 211 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,273 I think we must not lose sight of the fact 212 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:02,008 that we are talking about someone 213 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,043 who has been granted ambassadorial rank. 214 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,000 Even though she may appear somewhat eccentric 215 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,546 Even though she may appear somewhat eccentric 216 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:12,000 Lwaxana Troi must be treated with the appropriate respect. 217 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,051 Lwaxana Troi must be treated with the appropriate respect. 218 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,686 Is that understood? 219 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,323 Picard to Pulaski. 220 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,000 Yes, Captain? 221 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,391 Yes, Captain? 222 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:22,561 When did you last look in on the Antedean guests? 223 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:24,000 Doing so right now, Captain. 224 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,263 Doing so right now, Captain. 225 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,766 Are they still catatonic? 226 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:30,000 Status of the beings is unchanged. 227 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,202 Status of the beings is unchanged. 228 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,939 Pulse, still steady. 229 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,000 Respiration, normal for them. 230 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,576 Respiration, normal for them. 231 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:38,844 Understood. 232 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:39,979 Keep me informed. 233 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:40,980 Picard out. 234 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,000 I'll be in my quarters. 235 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,348 I'll be in my quarters. 236 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,319 It will be a dress uniform dinner, gentlemen. 237 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:47,853 Sir? 238 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,000 To which dinner was the Captain referring, sir? 239 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,360 To which dinner was the Captain referring, sir? 240 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,229 Nothing I've been invited to. 241 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,699 Have any of you? 242 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,000 Very interesting. 243 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,872 Very interesting. 244 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:17,917 Doctor. 245 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:18,000 You're not attending the dinner 246 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,052 You're not attending the dinner 247 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,254 with the rest of us this evening? 248 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,000 Why, I've already eaten, but thanks, Captain. 249 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,992 Why, I've already eaten, but thanks, Captain. 250 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:24,000 I seem to be a little early. 251 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,216 I seem to be a little early. 252 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:30,000 I'm sure the others will be here soon. 253 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,723 I'm sure the others will be here soon. 254 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,000 The other officers-- Commander Riker, Counselor Troi? 255 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,730 The other officers-- Commander Riker, Counselor Troi? 256 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,745 Hello, Jean-Luc. 257 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,783 So glad you could come. 258 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,000 A toast to Earthmen 259 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,498 A toast to Earthmen 260 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,101 who, despite their many faults 261 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,269 have that unique ability 262 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,000 to charm women of all races 263 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,872 to charm women of all races 264 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,308 in all corners of the galaxy. 265 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,000 Speaking on behalf of men of Earth-- 266 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,010 Speaking on behalf of men of Earth-- 267 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:28,314 which is indeed an awesome responsibility-- 268 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,000 I thank you. 269 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,049 I thank you. 270 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:42,000 I know what you're thinking, Captain. 271 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,361 I know what you're thinking, Captain. 272 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,362 You do? 273 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:47,766 You're wondering whether I'm seeing any other man 274 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,000 on a serious basis. 275 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,235 on a serious basis. 276 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:50,836 Well, actually, I wasn't... 277 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:53,973 Ah, I wouldn't worry about it, Jean-Luc. 278 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,777 Competition seems to bring out the best 279 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,000 in the human male. 280 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,012 in the human male. 281 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,000 The fact is, I, um... 282 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,287 The fact is, I, um... 283 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:11,157 I was not expecting this setting. 284 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:12,000 I had assumed that my senior bridge officers 285 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,894 I had assumed that my senior bridge officers 286 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,362 would be attending. 287 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,000 You never assume anything where Lwaxana Troi is concerned. 288 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,366 You never assume anything where Lwaxana Troi is concerned. 289 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:24,000 Betazoid women are full of surprises. 290 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,370 Betazoid women are full of surprises. 291 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,211 Ah, strange. 292 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:36,000 I'm not really very hungry tonight. 293 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,183 I'm not really very hungry tonight. 294 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,986 I wonder what's made me lose my appetite. 295 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,000 Any ideas? 296 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,421 Any ideas? 297 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,456 ( gong rings ) 298 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,893 Of course. 299 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,000 You're giving thanks for your food. 300 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,596 You're giving thanks for your food. 301 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,965 I had forgotten about that. 302 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,000 I wonder how many other cultures have similar customs. 303 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,503 I wonder how many other cultures have similar customs. 304 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,000 I don't know. 305 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,539 I don't know. 306 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:04,076 Well, let's find out. 307 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,077 Commander Data. 308 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,000 Yes, Captain. 309 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,512 Yes, Captain. 310 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:11,317 Mrs. Troi and I are having a very interesting discussion 311 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,000 about various societies' ways of giving thanks. 312 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,421 about various societies' ways of giving thanks. 313 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,923 The Betazoids' use of the chime, for instance. 314 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:18,000 The use of the chime is quite unique 315 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,593 The use of the chime is quite unique 316 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,394 but not at all dissimilar 317 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,000 to the Ooolans of Marejaretus VI 318 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,263 to the Ooolans of Marejaretus VI 319 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,898 who use two large stones 320 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,968 which are continuously struck together during the meal. 321 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,000 Those at the dinner must eat until the stones are broken. 322 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,303 Those at the dinner must eat until the stones are broken. 323 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,973 Or the Oligarchy at Atifs IV which requires a young... 324 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,608 Data, this is fascinating. 325 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:36,000 Don't you agree 326 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,009 Don't you agree 327 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,010 Mrs. Troi? 328 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,045 Commander, if your duties permit 329 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:42,000 why don't you join us for dessert? 330 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,014 why don't you join us for dessert? 331 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,183 I'm sure that Mrs. Troi would much appreciate 332 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,951 the pleasure of your company. 333 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,419 What? 334 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:48,000 Indeed, sir. 335 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,988 Indeed, sir. 336 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,222 I am on my way. 337 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:51,357 Data out. 338 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,192 How could you possibly think 339 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,000 I would want to share our special time together 340 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,195 I would want to share our special time together 341 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,597 with that, that, that robot of yours? 342 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,000 Because of Data's wonderful after-dinner conversation. 343 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,068 Because of Data's wonderful after-dinner conversation. 344 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:06,000 His anecdotes are the stuff of legends 345 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,305 His anecdotes are the stuff of legends 346 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,607 aboard this ship. 347 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,010 So, by using the square root of pi 348 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,000 and multiplying it by nine to the third power 349 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,979 and multiplying it by nine to the third power 350 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:17,049 I was about to accurately calculate the distance 351 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,000 between the Omicron system 352 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,617 between the Omicron system 353 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,919 and the Crab Nebula. 354 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:24,000 Oh, fascinating, Data. 355 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,256 Oh, fascinating, Data. 356 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:27,259 Absolutely fascinating. 357 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,962 I'm sure Mrs. Troi 358 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,931 would love to hear 359 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,000 the one about the anomalous chemical composition 360 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,602 the one about the anomalous chemical composition 361 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,971 of brown dwarf stars. 362 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,272 Not really. 363 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,206 Yes, Captain 364 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,000 that is a particularly spellbinding subject. 365 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,942 that is a particularly spellbinding subject. 366 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,979 In most stars, the rare Earth element europium 367 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,000 is enriched relative to samarium and gadolinium. 368 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,948 is enriched relative to samarium and gadolinium. 369 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:50,949 That so? 370 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:51,950 It is. 371 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,118 However... 372 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,000 Your mother seems quite an interesting woman, Deanna. 373 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,323 Your mother seems quite an interesting woman, Deanna. 374 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,591 Hmm. Perhaps I should tell you something 375 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:00,000 about my mother's condition at this time. 376 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,694 about my mother's condition at this time. 377 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,195 Condition at this time? 378 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,531 It's something that occurs to Betazed females 379 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:06,000 as they enter midlife. 380 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,266 as they enter midlife. 381 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,635 We call it "the phase." 382 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,000 Midlife, as in a human female's menopause? 383 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,237 Midlife, as in a human female's menopause? 384 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,006 Similar. 385 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,343 It's only at midlife that a Betazoid female becomes... 386 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,000 well, fully sexual, if you know what I mean. 387 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,014 well, fully sexual, if you know what I mean. 388 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:22,848 Yes, I think I do. 389 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,000 I also think that I saw the Captain 390 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,118 I also think that I saw the Captain 391 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,587 on his way to her quarters. 392 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,000 I wonder if I shouldn't warn him? 393 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,656 I wonder if I shouldn't warn him? 394 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:31,657 No. 395 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,058 As ship's doctor 396 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,427 I consider it an excellent exercise 397 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,000 for his reflexes and agility. 398 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,663 for his reflexes and agility. 399 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,231 Doctor! 400 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,000 For staying ahead of your mother. 401 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,134 For staying ahead of your mother. 402 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,635 Yes. 403 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:48,000 An animal is always at its best when hunted. 404 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,140 An animal is always at its best when hunted. 405 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,008 Or when hunting. 406 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:53,078 ...and, at this point, the second co-orbital satellite 407 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:54,000 avoids a collision with the first... 408 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,713 avoids a collision with the first... 409 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,551 Deanna, darling, thank the Four Deities you're here. 410 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:00,000 I hope I'm not interrupting. 411 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,054 I hope I'm not interrupting. 412 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:06,000 No, I must, as a matter of fact, be getting back to the Bridge. 413 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,792 No, I must, as a matter of fact, be getting back to the Bridge. 414 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,629 Captain, perhaps I should remain and further entertain our guest. 415 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,764 No. 416 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:12,000 I mean, I'm sure you're needed on the Bridge as well. 417 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,299 I mean, I'm sure you're needed on the Bridge as well. 418 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:18,000 Well, thank you for... a delicious meal. 419 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,139 Well, thank you for... a delicious meal. 420 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,741 We must do this again sometime. 421 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,000 I know we will. 422 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,310 I know we will. 423 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,386 Well, Little One 424 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,000 the Captain is every bit as charming as your father was. 425 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,726 the Captain is every bit as charming as your father was. 426 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,430 Mm. 427 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,331 ( gong rings ) 428 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,735 ( gong rings ) 429 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:58,243 ( sighs ) 430 00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,845 Data, you will never know 431 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,000 how much I owe you for that. 432 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,214 how much I owe you for that. 433 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,182 Indeed, Captain. 434 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,684 I know many more interesting anecdotes, sir. 435 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,000 For example... 436 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,852 For example... 437 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:07,853 Data. 438 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,087 Sir? 439 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:09,855 Later. 440 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,123 Yes, sir. 441 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,860 Why would you come aboard at a time like this? 442 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,961 Well, I had no choice. 443 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,000 I was going to Pacifica, you were going to Pacifica. 444 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,597 I was going to Pacifica, you were going to Pacifica. 445 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,132 Don't be absurd, Mother. 446 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,500 You knew what would happen. 447 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,245 What stage is it in? 448 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,380 Oh, I have it completely under control. 449 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,000 What stage is it in? 450 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,548 What stage is it in? 451 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,585 Well, far enough along for me to enjoy it, Little One. 452 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:42,000 Now I know why you wore that dress. 453 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,287 Now I know why you wore that dress. 454 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:44,556 Don't be ridiculous, this simple little dress? 455 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,226 Nothing provocative about it. 456 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,000 What are we going to do? 457 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,528 What are we going to do? 458 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,564 Well, I'm going to do the only honorable thing there is to do. 459 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,000 And I'd say your Captain has the inside track. 460 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,167 And I'd say your Captain has the inside track. 461 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,436 Mother, don't even think it. 462 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:58,403 Why not? 463 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,000 He was thinking about it all through dinner. 464 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,305 He was thinking about it all through dinner. 465 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,543 ( sighs ) 466 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,000 I was what? 467 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,478 I was what? 468 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,755 I tell you, Deanna, for a telepath 469 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,000 your mother's accuracy leaves much to be desired. 470 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,193 your mother's accuracy leaves much to be desired. 471 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,000 Actually, her telepathic prowess 472 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,162 Actually, her telepathic prowess 473 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,932 is quite advanced, except for now. 474 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,634 Except for now? 475 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,000 Don't misunderstand me, Counselor. 476 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,403 Don't misunderstand me, Counselor. 477 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,206 Your mother is a beautiful person. 478 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,000 My mother is beginning a physiological phase. 479 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,943 My mother is beginning a physiological phase. 480 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,745 It's one that all Betazoid women 481 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,000 must deal with as they enter midlife. 482 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,214 must deal with as they enter midlife. 483 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,782 Yes, it's something Troi warned me about 484 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,318 when we first started to see each other. 485 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,000 A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase 486 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,588 A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase 487 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,623 quadruples her sex drive. 488 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,791 Or more. 489 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,000 Or more? 490 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,293 Or more? 491 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,628 You never told me that. 492 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,331 I didn't want to frighten you. 493 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,000 She has opted 494 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,465 She has opted 495 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,969 for the only dignified option open to her. 496 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,437 Isolation? 497 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,000 She has decided to focus 498 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,639 She has decided to focus 499 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,576 all her sexual energy on one male 500 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,000 who will, of course, eventually become her husband. 501 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,314 who will, of course, eventually become her husband. 502 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,000 It seems, Captain 503 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,684 It seems, Captain 504 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,653 that you are the early favorite. 505 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,255 Congratulations, sir. 506 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,000 I'm not amused, Number One. 507 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,724 I'm not amused, Number One. 508 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:35,233 There must be some way to convince her 509 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,000 that it's quite impossible 510 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,003 that it's quite impossible 511 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,005 without offending her. 512 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,000 You cannot apply human-style logic to this, Captain. 513 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,542 You cannot apply human-style logic to this, Captain. 514 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,944 A Betazoid woman in the phase 515 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,000 would be shocked and deeply resentful 516 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,014 would be shocked and deeply resentful 517 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,883 should you spurn any such advances. 518 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,000 She would take it personally. 519 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,286 She would take it personally. 520 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,021 Well, under the circumstances 521 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,424 I think it would be... prudent 522 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:00,000 if I were to make myself less available 523 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,296 if I were to make myself less available 524 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,000 for the duration of the journey. 525 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,932 for the duration of the journey. 526 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,467 Agreed. 527 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:12,000 Setting-- San Francisco, California 528 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,037 Setting-- San Francisco, California 529 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,306 United States of America. 530 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,408 The year-- 1941 AD. 531 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,000 The office of Dixon Hill, private investigator. 532 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,846 The office of Dixon Hill, private investigator. 533 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:22,781 Program complete. 534 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,000 You may enter when ready. 535 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,350 You may enter when ready. 536 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,000 Hi, Dix. 537 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,425 Hi, Dix. 538 00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:09,861 Madeline. 539 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,000 Good to see you again. 540 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,531 Good to see you again. 541 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,366 You're too much, Dix. 542 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:17,035 You make it sound like you ain't seen me in a year. 543 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,000 ( giggles ) 544 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,904 ( giggles ) 545 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,706 You got two calls. 546 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,541 They're on your desk. 547 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:23,709 New cases? 548 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:24,000 Are you kidding? 549 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,710 Are you kidding? 550 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,645 The last time we had a new case 551 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,613 Hitler and Stalin were bosom buddies. 552 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,748 The landlord came by. 553 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:30,000 He wants the geedus, or he wants you out. 554 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,551 He wants the geedus, or he wants you out. 555 00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:33,719 The geedus? 556 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:34,853 The moolah, Dix, the rent. 557 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,000 And since we're on the subject 558 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,755 And since we're on the subject 559 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:39,424 it's been a month since I seen anything. 560 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,926 Now, I know it's been tough 561 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:42,000 since you got out of the hospital 562 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,961 since you got out of the hospital 563 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,896 but I got responsibilities. 564 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:48,000 Then I suppose I had better get a case. 565 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,133 Then I suppose I had better get a case. 566 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,768 It wouldn't hurt. 567 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,000 ( "Let's Get Away from It All" plays ) 568 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,899 ( "Let's Get Away from It All" plays ) 569 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:24,000 ♪ Let's take a boat to Bermuda ♪ 570 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,569 ♪ Let's take a boat to Bermuda ♪ 571 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:27,806 ♪ Let's take a plane to Saint Paul ♪ 572 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,000 ♪ Let's grab a kayak to Quincy or Nyack ♪ 573 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,576 ♪ Let's grab a kayak to Quincy or Nyack ♪ 574 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,846 ♪ Let's get away from it all ♪ 575 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,000 ♪ Let's take a trip in a trailer ♪ 576 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,683 ♪ Let's take a trip in a trailer ♪ 577 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,000 ♪ No need to come back at all ♪ 578 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,053 ♪ No need to come back at all ♪ 579 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,824 ♪ Let's take a powder to Boston for chowder ♪ 580 00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,000 ♪ Let's get away from it all... ♪ 581 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,827 ♪ Let's get away from it all... ♪ 582 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:49,961 Unavailable? 583 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:51,830 Ship's business? 584 00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:54,000 You mean ship's business takes precedence over me? 585 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,833 You mean ship's business takes precedence over me? 586 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,835 I'm afraid so, Mother. 587 00:23:56,902 --> 00:24:00,000 Oh, well, he was too old for me anyway. 588 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,973 Oh, well, he was too old for me anyway. 589 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,575 Homn. 590 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:09,848 Perhaps we should consider my alternate plan. 591 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:10,982 Alternate plan? 592 00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:12,000 Oh, you worry too much, Little One. 593 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,151 Oh, you worry too much, Little One. 594 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:15,854 You mother has the situation well in hand. 595 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:22,060 ( radio music continues ) 596 00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:24,000 There's a gentleman here to see you, Mr. Hill. 597 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,897 There's a gentleman here to see you, Mr. Hill. 598 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,233 And he doesn't look 599 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,000 like a client. 600 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,969 like a client. 601 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,972 Hill, the name is Slade Bender. 602 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:36,000 Excuse me. 603 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,208 Excuse me. 604 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:39,144 ( turns off music ) 605 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:42,000 What can I do for you, Mr. Bender? 606 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,014 What can I do for you, Mr. Bender? 607 00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,516 It's about Alva. 608 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,953 You'll have to be a little more precise. 609 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,922 Okay, you want to play stupid 610 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,624 that's jake with me. 611 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:54,000 A week ago, a man came in here. 612 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,192 A week ago, a man came in here. 613 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:56,995 He wanted you to find his girlfriend, name's Alva. 614 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,697 Did I find her? 615 00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:00,000 You know, you're getting on my nerves. 616 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,966 You know, you're getting on my nerves. 617 00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:02,534 You found her, all right. 618 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,035 Face down in the river. 619 00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:05,971 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 620 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:09,207 Yeah, we're all broken up about it. 621 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:12,000 Especially the boyfriend, who has been indicted for murder. 622 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,811 Especially the boyfriend, who has been indicted for murder. 623 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,980 And what are you here to do? 624 00:25:15,046 --> 00:25:16,581 Ask for a refund? 625 00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,000 Nah, I'm here to kill you. 626 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,084 Nah, I'm here to kill you. 627 00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:20,652 Computer, freeze program! 628 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:21,887 ( computer beeps ) 629 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:30,000 Computer, this isn't what I wanted at all. 630 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,128 Computer, this isn't what I wanted at all. 631 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,097 It's much too violent. 632 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:35,800 I'm here to relax, not to dodge bullets. 633 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,000 Reconfigure. 634 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,002 Reconfigure. 635 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,937 COMPUTER: Please define. 636 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:42,000 More... ambiance. 637 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,841 More... ambiance. 638 00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:46,311 Less... substance. 639 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,000 Do you wish to leave the holodeck and reenter 640 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,247 Do you wish to leave the holodeck and reenter 641 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,950 or continue from this point? 642 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:53,785 No, I will continue. 643 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:54,000 Program complete. 644 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,120 Program complete. 645 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:56,788 You may continue. 646 00:25:56,855 --> 00:26:00,000 There's a gentleman here to see you, Mr. Hill. 647 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,792 There's a gentleman here to see you, Mr. Hill. 648 00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:03,028 Thank you, Madeline. 649 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,000 You a private dick? 650 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:18,276 You a private dick? 651 00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:22,647 That's what it says on my door. 652 00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:24,000 Is that supposed to be funny? 653 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,116 Is that supposed to be funny? 654 00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:28,820 Because if it is, you got to know 655 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,000 that I ain't in the mood for funny. 656 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:35,093 that I ain't in the mood for funny. 657 00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:47,238 Now, I came here on serious business. 658 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:48,000 There's a job I want you to do for me. 659 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,008 There's a job I want you to do for me. 660 00:26:50,075 --> 00:26:51,076 Computer, freeze program. 661 00:26:51,142 --> 00:26:52,143 ( computer beeps ) 662 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:55,880 Clear. 663 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:59,784 Computer, this still isn't right. 664 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:00,000 One kind of violence has been substituted for another. 665 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,122 One kind of violence has been substituted for another. 666 00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:06,000 Reconfigure. 667 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,257 Reconfigure. 668 00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:07,792 COMPUTER: You may continue. 669 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:08,860 Thank you. 670 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,762 You're through ducking me, Hill! 671 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,000 Computer, freeze program! 672 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,697 Computer, freeze program! 673 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,733 ( computer beeps ) 674 00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:21,272 Variations on a theme. 675 00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:24,000 Computer, perhaps I am not clearly defining my intent. 676 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,277 Computer, perhaps I am not clearly defining my intent. 677 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:29,814 COMPUTER: The flexibility of the program is limited 678 00:27:29,881 --> 00:27:30,000 to the parameters of the Dixon Hill novels. 679 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,985 to the parameters of the Dixon Hill novels. 680 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:36,000 Yes, of course. 681 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,122 Yes, of course. 682 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,000 Even in this state, they possess a certain dignity. 683 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,829 Even in this state, they possess a certain dignity. 684 00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:48,000 A graceful countenance. 685 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,400 A graceful countenance. 686 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:52,070 If you say so, Lieutenant. 687 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,000 I see. 688 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,773 I see. 689 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:59,411 Is this how you felt when you first saw me? 690 00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:00,000 Well, maybe at first, a little. 691 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,782 Well, maybe at first, a little. 692 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:06,000 But now that I've seen more Klingons 693 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,785 But now that I've seen more Klingons 694 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:10,055 I've come to think you're handsome 695 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:11,056 for a Klingon. 696 00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:12,000 That didn't quite come out the way I meant, sir. 697 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,460 That didn't quite come out the way I meant, sir. 698 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,928 ( gasping ) 699 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:20,865 I still say 700 00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:23,768 they'd look better in sauce. 701 00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:24,000 When will the good Captain revive them? 702 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,104 When will the good Captain revive them? 703 00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,807 Not until we reach Pacifica, ma'am. 704 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:29,808 Oh. 705 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:30,000 You seem a fine boy. 706 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,977 You seem a fine boy. 707 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:36,000 One day you'll grow up to be a big, strong man 708 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,115 One day you'll grow up to be a big, strong man 709 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:40,418 but I'm afraid I cannot afford to wait for you to mature. 710 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,000 Now that's more like it. 711 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,955 Now that's more like it. 712 00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:45,957 Your thoughts, they're primal, savage. 713 00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:47,125 I like that in a man. 714 00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:48,000 I am not a man. 715 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,761 I am not a man. 716 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:51,896 Well, which is in your favor-- 717 00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:54,000 men so often being irrational and egotistical. 718 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,732 men so often being irrational and egotistical. 719 00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,301 But, unfortunately 720 00:28:56,367 --> 00:29:00,000 I've grown accustomed to human companionship. 721 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,105 I've grown accustomed to human companionship. 722 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,239 Pity. 723 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,108 You'd have made 724 00:29:03,174 --> 00:29:05,844 a fine choice. 725 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:09,848 Well, who's next, Mr. Homn? 726 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,785 Ah, yes. 727 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,787 Let's to it. 728 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:18,000 I'm not getting any younger. 729 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,857 I'm not getting any younger. 730 00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:24,000 What was that all about? 731 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,063 What was that all about? 732 00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:36,000 So, Madeline, I'll see you later. 733 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,510 So, Madeline, I'll see you later. 734 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:41,146 Activate program. 735 00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:42,000 Leaving, Dix? 736 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,280 Leaving, Dix? 737 00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:43,448 Uh-huh. 738 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,984 You're not going to Rex's Bar, are you? 739 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:47,185 Rex's Bar. 740 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:48,000 Why do you ask? 741 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:48,119 Why do you ask? 742 00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:52,157 It's one of the messages I left on your desk. 743 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:54,000 Well, that sounds like an excellent idea. 744 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,826 Well, that sounds like an excellent idea. 745 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:57,295 Would you care to join me? 746 00:29:57,362 --> 00:30:00,000 Me? Have a drink with you? 747 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,064 Me? Have a drink with you? 748 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,166 Why not? 749 00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,101 There ain't no "why not" about it. 750 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:05,336 It's just that this is the first time you ever asked. 751 00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:06,000 Is that a problem? 752 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,572 Is that a problem? 753 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,474 Not for me. 754 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,000 But you better take this. 755 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,077 But you better take this. 756 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,000 Why? 757 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,183 Why? 758 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:21,186 Because if we're going to Rex's Bar 759 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,421 you're going to need it. 760 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,271 ( '40s ballad plays softly ) 761 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,000 ( laughter and conversation ) 762 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,140 ( laughter and conversation ) 763 00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:05,597 Hey, Dix, what do you know and what do you say? 764 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:06,000 See this? 765 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,131 See this? 766 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:10,268 Germany's getting ready to invade England. 767 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:12,000 Who's going to stop them? 768 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,270 Who's going to stop them? 769 00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:13,972 Somebody better. 770 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:15,540 Just as long as it isn't us. 771 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,875 The last thing America needs to do 772 00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:18,000 is fight in another World War. 773 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,611 is fight in another World War. 774 00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:22,513 Actually, the Second World War, although disastrous 775 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:24,000 did end with the United States taking its place 776 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,383 did end with the United States taking its place 777 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:28,086 as a dominant world power and cultural influence 778 00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:30,000 in the second half of the 20th century. 779 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,321 in the second half of the 20th century. 780 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:33,057 Additionally, that war was a catalyst 781 00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:35,293 of technological advancement. 782 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,000 Developments in rocketry and fission 783 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,996 Developments in rocketry and fission 784 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,398 resonate on into the 24th century. 785 00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:42,000 I don't know if I should pour you one, Dix. 786 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,934 I don't know if I should pour you one, Dix. 787 00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:46,137 Sounds like you got a snootful already. 788 00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:47,939 What's this? 789 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,407 The usual. 790 00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:50,575 Uh-huh, ah yes. Now let me see. 791 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:53,111 That would be, uh, scotch, neat. 792 00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:54,000 What else? 793 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,479 What else? 794 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:57,482 Mm-hmm. 795 00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:03,488 And for the lady? 796 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:06,000 Rye and ginger. 797 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,091 Rye and ginger. 798 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:28,980 Money. 799 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:30,000 I keep forgetting the need to carry money. 800 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,317 I keep forgetting the need to carry money. 801 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,952 I must remember not to let this happen again. 802 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:36,000 Right. 803 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:36,054 Right. 804 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,355 I don't mind you being on the cuff 805 00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:39,490 but you're up the sleeve halfway to my collar. 806 00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:42,000 Is that why you wanted to see me, about my bar bill? 807 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,528 Is that why you wanted to see me, about my bar bill? 808 00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:46,564 No, it's on account of Jimmy Cuzzo. 809 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,000 Jimmy Cuzzo-- I know that name. 810 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,600 Jimmy Cuzzo-- I know that name. 811 00:32:49,667 --> 00:32:52,437 He's why I gave you the gun. 812 00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:54,000 What was the name of that case he was involved in? 813 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,608 What was the name of that case he was involved in? 814 00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:59,610 The Parrot's Claw. 815 00:32:59,677 --> 00:33:00,000 Geez, Dix. 816 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,713 Geez, Dix. 817 00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:05,183 Cuzzo is the guy who iced Marty O'Farron. 818 00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:06,000 They never would have nailed him if it hadn't been for you. 819 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,452 They never would have nailed him if it hadn't been for you. 820 00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:10,221 Your testimony got him arranged. 821 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:11,456 Yeah. 822 00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:12,000 Yours and mine. 823 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,257 Yours and mine. 824 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,293 So, you brought me here 825 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,000 because you didn't want to face him alone. 826 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:18,529 because you didn't want to face him alone. 827 00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:20,431 I don't want to face him at all. 828 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,433 I'm hoping that seeing us together 829 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,000 will slow him up long enough 830 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,369 will slow him up long enough 831 00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,603 to get some things straight. 832 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,572 And if it doesn't? 833 00:33:27,638 --> 00:33:30,000 Then you'll just have to kill him. 834 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:30,274 Then you'll just have to kill him. 835 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,000 Bridge, this is Dr. Pulaski. 836 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,582 Bridge, this is Dr. Pulaski. 837 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:40,084 We've just completed the transfer. 838 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:42,000 The Antedeans are now in Sick Bay. 839 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,553 The Antedeans are now in Sick Bay. 840 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:44,155 Acknowledged, Doctor. 841 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,000 Mother, what are you doing here? 842 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,626 Mother, what are you doing here? 843 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,062 You can't just stroll onto the Bridge 844 00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:52,597 whenever you feel like it. 845 00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:54,000 But I didn't just stroll on, dear. 846 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,432 But I didn't just stroll on, dear. 847 00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:58,102 I took that turbo tube, or whatever you call it. 848 00:33:58,169 --> 00:33:59,437 Uh, the Captain's not here? 849 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:00,000 Um, he is busy elsewhere, ma'am. 850 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,273 Um, he is busy elsewhere, ma'am. 851 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,741 Oh, well... 852 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:06,000 I have other interests as well. 853 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,444 I have other interests as well. 854 00:34:06,511 --> 00:34:08,613 You're scheming something, Mother. 855 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:12,000 Don't try to fool me-- I can tell. 856 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:12,183 Don't try to fool me-- I can tell. 857 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,085 You're always so melodramatic, Little One. 858 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,554 I'm not scheming, I'm deciding. 859 00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:21,292 Mother, not him. 860 00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,628 And why not him? 861 00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:24,000 He's adorable. 862 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,563 He's adorable. 863 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,000 Pulaski to Bridge. 864 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,642 Pulaski to Bridge. 865 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:38,776 Riker here. 866 00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:41,245 The Antedeans are coming around. 867 00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:42,000 They are currently in the early stages of post-hibernation. 868 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,248 They are currently in the early stages of post-hibernation. 869 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:47,084 How long until they're fully conscious? 870 00:34:47,151 --> 00:34:48,000 I'd guess it to be a matter of hours now. 871 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,086 I'd guess it to be a matter of hours now. 872 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:51,556 Very well. I'll inform the Captain. 873 00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:53,090 If you'll excuse me, ma'am. 874 00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:54,000 You're going to see the Captain? 875 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:54,759 You're going to see the Captain? 876 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,728 But I thought he was tied up on ship's business. 877 00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:59,530 In a manner of speaking, he is. 878 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:00,000 I'm not going to be disturbing him. 879 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,332 I'm not going to be disturbing him. 880 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:02,733 I'll just give him the message. 881 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,502 Oh, excellent timing. 882 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,000 Then you may also inform him about us. 883 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,337 Then you may also inform him about us. 884 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:07,605 Us? 885 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:08,673 You don't mind 886 00:35:08,739 --> 00:35:12,000 if I let our ship's crew know first, do you, William? 887 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,577 if I let our ship's crew know first, do you, William? 888 00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:13,578 Uh, friends... 889 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:15,213 dear friends. 890 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,547 You are all invited 891 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,000 to a prestigious occasion on the planet Pacifica. 892 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,117 to a prestigious occasion on the planet Pacifica. 893 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:22,320 No. 894 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:24,000 There, on the shores of the Western sea 895 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,756 There, on the shores of the Western sea 896 00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:29,126 in a traditional Betazoid ceremony 897 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:30,000 your Commander Riker and I 898 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,629 your Commander Riker and I 899 00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:35,500 will be joined in the union of matrimony. 900 00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:39,470 Married? 901 00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:42,000 Until death us do part. 902 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,473 Until death us do part. 903 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:54,000 Mrs. Troi, I don't know how to tell you this... 904 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,687 Mrs. Troi, I don't know how to tell you this... 905 00:35:56,754 --> 00:35:58,689 Oh, I know how you feel, dear. 906 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:00,000 You're overwhelmed with excitement. 907 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,791 You're overwhelmed with excitement. 908 00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:02,660 Oh, believe me, I understand. 909 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,762 We'll talk about the details later. 910 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,000 Right now, there are preparations to be made. 911 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,732 Right now, there are preparations to be made. 912 00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:10,535 Why did you stop me? 913 00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:12,000 Somebody needs to set her straight. 914 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:12,837 Somebody needs to set her straight. 915 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:14,939 I think I'll leave that to the Captain. 916 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,574 Coward. 917 00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:18,000 Commander, are you planning on going into the holodeck? 918 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,546 Commander, are you planning on going into the holodeck? 919 00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:22,680 I thought I might. 920 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:24,000 Would you like to join me? 921 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,849 Would you like to join me? 922 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:29,554 Could you postpone our departure for just five minutes, sir? 923 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:30,000 No problem. 924 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,956 No problem. 925 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:36,000 You said you had responsibilities. 926 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,496 You said you had responsibilities. 927 00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:39,964 What exactly did you mean? 928 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,000 You know about my mother's cousin. 929 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,800 You know about my mother's cousin. 930 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:46,504 The girl from San Antonio I told you about? 931 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:48,000 Jimmy. 932 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,240 Jimmy. 933 00:36:54,812 --> 00:36:57,515 I'm as jumpy as Haircut Lapinski 934 00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,750 trying to land on a fraction. 935 00:36:59,817 --> 00:37:00,000 Sorry to bother you, Captain. 936 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,686 Sorry to bother you, Captain. 937 00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:02,687 Captain? 938 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:03,654 Call me Dix. 939 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:04,822 Sorry to bother you, Dix. 940 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,000 But our two passengers have awakened. 941 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,724 But our two passengers have awakened. 942 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:07,992 Oh, then it's time for me to go. 943 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,827 What about Jimmy Cuzzo? 944 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,000 You can't leave Rex to face him alone. 945 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,663 You can't leave Rex to face him alone. 946 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,365 I'll be back before Jimmy Cuzzo arrives. 947 00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:15,633 I guarantee, it will be taken care of. 948 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,434 Just relax. 949 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:18,000 Your friends have time for one drink 950 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,503 Your friends have time for one drink 951 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:20,705 haven't they, Dix? 952 00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:21,839 Oh, yes, of course. 953 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,608 One more round. 954 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:30,000 These are my associates. 955 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,014 These are my associates. 956 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,550 This is "Nails" from Chicago 957 00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:33,851 and this is, uh... 958 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:34,852 Carlos. 959 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,000 From South America. 960 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,487 From South America. 961 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:37,622 This is Madeline, my secretary 962 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:39,790 and I want you to meet Rex... 963 00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,000 You know, I don't think I ever heard your last name. 964 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,327 You know, I don't think I ever heard your last name. 965 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:44,595 Hmm, don't think I have one. 966 00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:45,730 Just Rex, that's all. 967 00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:47,498 So, fellas, tell me your troubles. 968 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:48,000 Well, troubles. 969 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,566 Well, troubles. 970 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:50,034 We've got some, Captain. 971 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,637 It seems that a certain woman-- both wealthy and beautiful-- 972 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,000 now thinks that she's going to marry me. 973 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:54,572 now thinks that she's going to marry me. 974 00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:56,874 She's got looks and bucks? 975 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,000 Sounds like you've got yourself one heck of a deal. 976 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,778 Sounds like you've got yourself one heck of a deal. 977 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,000 Oh, my fiancé just has to see how I look in this. 978 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,819 Oh, my fiancé just has to see how I look in this. 979 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,755 Come along, Homn. 980 00:38:17,762 --> 00:38:18,000 Hello, uh... computer? 981 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,363 Hello, uh... computer? 982 00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:22,533 Is Commander Riker still on the Bridge? 983 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,668 Negative. 984 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:24,000 Riker is currently in Holodeck 3. 985 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,704 Riker is currently in Holodeck 3. 986 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:28,005 Holodeck? 987 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:29,540 Where is that? 988 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:30,000 Follow the com panel lights. 989 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,709 Follow the com panel lights. 990 00:38:31,776 --> 00:38:33,711 They will lead you there. 991 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:34,779 Com...? Oh. Oh. 992 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:36,000 Oh. 993 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,414 Oh. 994 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,689 Good God, what's that? 995 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:54,000 I bet that's the broad with the big bucks. 996 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,965 I bet that's the broad with the big bucks. 997 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:56,600 Hey, come on over here, darling. 998 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,670 I've got the best stool in the house 999 00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:00,000 saved for you. 1000 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,372 saved for you. 1001 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:04,975 So this is where you've been hiding, Jean-Luc. 1002 00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:06,000 I'm surprised you let this part of the ship get this dirty. 1003 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,514 I'm surprised you let this part of the ship get this dirty. 1004 00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:11,582 Oh, relax, Commander. 1005 00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:12,000 You've been making your true feelings quite clear. 1006 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,652 You've been making your true feelings quite clear. 1007 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,722 Obviously, you feel unable to handle me. 1008 00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:18,000 Anyway, why would a beautiful, high-class lady like yourself 1009 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,791 Anyway, why would a beautiful, high-class lady like yourself 1010 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:24,000 want to hook up with a mug like that? 1011 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,628 want to hook up with a mug like that? 1012 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,864 You're too good for him, if you ask me. 1013 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,633 You are a very interesting person. 1014 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,000 You're not so bad yourself. 1015 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,836 You're not so bad yourself. 1016 00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:35,673 In fact, you're as much class as this joint's ever seen. 1017 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,000 Here. 1018 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,742 Here. 1019 00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:39,543 On the house. 1020 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:40,845 It's French. 1021 00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:42,000 Well, almost. 1022 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,513 Well, almost. 1023 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,682 This is the most remarkable man. 1024 00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:47,518 I've never met anyone like him. 1025 00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:48,000 I don't suppose you have. 1026 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,620 I don't suppose you have. 1027 00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,922 He's strong. 1028 00:39:51,989 --> 00:39:54,000 I get no thoughts from him at all. 1029 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,091 I get no thoughts from him at all. 1030 00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:55,159 Nothing. 1031 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,027 Well, I've never known a man 1032 00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:59,864 so able to keep his true feelings completely hidden. 1033 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:00,000 That's because... 1034 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,732 That's because... 1035 00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:03,033 No man has ever 1036 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,402 been such a mystery to me. 1037 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:06,000 I usually know their thoughts before they do. 1038 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,006 I usually know their thoughts before they do. 1039 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,975 But not with me, huh? 1040 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:12,000 No, and I never realized how erotic that could be. 1041 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:17,081 No, and I never realized how erotic that could be. 1042 00:40:19,016 --> 00:40:24,000 Um... carry my beverage to that table. 1043 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,421 Um... carry my beverage to that table. 1044 00:40:24,488 --> 00:40:28,826 We have some things to discuss. 1045 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:36,000 ( coin drops into jukebox ) 1046 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,534 ( coin drops into jukebox ) 1047 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,602 ( "How High the Moon" begins) 1048 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:47,812 ♪ Somewhere there's music ♪ 1049 00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:48,000 ♪ How faint the tune ♪ 1050 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,749 ♪ How faint the tune ♪ 1051 00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:54,000 ♪ Somewhere there's heaven... ♪ 1052 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,585 ♪ Somewhere there's heaven... ♪ 1053 00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:55,920 Should we tell her? 1054 00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:58,556 ♪ How high the moon... ♪ 1055 00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:00,000 I think it would be only fair 1056 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,158 I think it would be only fair 1057 00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:04,195 but let's allow her the moment. 1058 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:06,000 ♪ When love is far away, too... ♪ 1059 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,598 ♪ When love is far away, too... ♪ 1060 00:41:07,665 --> 00:41:10,568 ( shouting ): Food. Food. 1061 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,000 Worf, the vermicula. 1062 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,570 Worf, the vermicula. 1063 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:15,940 ( shouting ): Food. Food. Food. 1064 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:20,044 ( slurping ) 1065 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:22,746 Pulaski to Captain Picard. 1066 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,000 Go ahead, Doctor. 1067 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,548 Go ahead, Doctor. 1068 00:41:24,615 --> 00:41:26,784 Our passengers are on their feet. 1069 00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:28,052 Understood. 1070 00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:29,720 I better get to the Bridge. 1071 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:30,000 What's their condition? 1072 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,921 What's their condition? 1073 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,890 Hungry. 1074 00:41:35,092 --> 00:41:36,000 Would you like to be shown to your rooms? 1075 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,896 Would you like to be shown to your rooms? 1076 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:52,843 Are you coming, Mrs. Troi? 1077 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,000 Not just yet. 1078 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,179 Not just yet. 1079 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:58,182 Tell William that I'm sorry 1080 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,000 but Rex and I are getting married. 1081 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,887 but Rex and I are getting married. 1082 00:42:02,953 --> 00:42:06,000 Mrs. Troi, your government expects me to deliver you 1083 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,558 Mrs. Troi, your government expects me to deliver you 1084 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,727 to the conference on time 1085 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:12,000 and that's what I intend to do. 1086 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,563 and that's what I intend to do. 1087 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,899 Pity. 1088 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:17,201 Duty calls, darling. 1089 00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:18,000 But I'll be back for you later. 1090 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,771 But I'll be back for you later. 1091 00:42:21,805 --> 00:42:23,107 PICARD: Mrs. Troi, there is something 1092 00:42:23,173 --> 00:42:24,000 you ought to know about Rex. 1093 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,876 you ought to know about Rex. 1094 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:27,144 Oh? 1095 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:39,823 Imagine, allowing me to go on like that 1096 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,000 with that man who doesn't even exist. 1097 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,327 with that man who doesn't even exist. 1098 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,930 But you always say you like surprises, Mother. 1099 00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:46,997 Hmm. 1100 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:51,068 Why are they still here? 1101 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:54,000 We thought since you were going to the same conference 1102 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,838 We thought since you were going to the same conference 1103 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:55,973 you might like to beam down 1104 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,174 with the other delegates. 1105 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,777 They're not delegates, those two are assassins. 1106 00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:00,000 That is an outrage! 1107 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,811 That is an outrage! 1108 00:43:00,878 --> 00:43:01,612 Lies! 1109 00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:04,915 We demand you transport us at once. 1110 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:06,000 Don't bother to deny it. 1111 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,583 Don't bother to deny it. 1112 00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:08,319 Your minds are so unsophisticated 1113 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:10,054 I can read your thoughts in my sleep. 1114 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,000 Oh, their robes are lined with ultritium. 1115 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,891 Oh, their robes are lined with ultritium. 1116 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:15,225 Highly explosive. 1117 00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:17,962 Virtually undetectable by your transporter. 1118 00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:18,929 She is correct, sir. 1119 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:21,198 I am detecting large amounts of ultritium. 1120 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,733 Well, of course you are. 1121 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,000 They were planning on blowing up the entire conference. 1122 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,970 They were planning on blowing up the entire conference. 1123 00:43:26,036 --> 00:43:27,871 Mr. Worf, take them to Level 5. 1124 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:30,000 Disarm them. Hold them for questioning. 1125 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,741 Disarm them. Hold them for questioning. 1126 00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:32,076 Aye, sir. 1127 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,028 Ah, well. 1128 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:54,000 I didn't find a mate, but I did save the conference 1129 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:54,698 I didn't find a mate, but I did save the conference 1130 00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:56,633 as well as your reputations. 1131 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,836 All in a day's work, I suppose. 1132 00:43:58,902 --> 00:44:00,000 Good-bye, Mrs. Troi... 1133 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,705 Good-bye, Mrs. Troi... 1134 00:44:01,772 --> 00:44:03,941 and thank you. 1135 00:44:09,246 --> 00:44:12,000 PICARD: Energize, Chief O'Brien. 1136 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,383 PICARD: Energize, Chief O'Brien. 1137 00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:18,000 Jean-Luc, shame on you 1138 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,956 Jean-Luc, shame on you 1139 00:44:19,023 --> 00:44:20,691 for thinking such a thing.