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This episode of Bluey
is called Show and Tell.

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Bluey, eat your sausage.

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Oh, yeah, g'day. I'm calling about
the surfboard you've got for sale.

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Doo-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
It's in good nick?

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(LAUGHS)
Oh, great. Yeah, I'll take it.

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Bluey, sausage.

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Yep. 16 Pelton Drive.

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Got it. OK. See you soon.

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Oos!

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Are you buying a surfboard?

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Yep. You wanna come with me
to pick it up?

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BOTH: Yeah!
Then eat your sausage.

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BOTH: Oh...

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Dad, why do you boss us around
all the time?

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I don't boss you around.
Yes, you do.

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You're always saying,
"Do this" and "Do that."

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That's true. You do.

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Didn't we cover this already?

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Uh, no.
Yeah, we did, remember?

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Your invisible friend, Tina,
beat me up,

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and we all learned that
when I tell you to do something,

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I'm trying to help you.

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I didn't learn that.
Me neither.

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Really? That's disappointing.

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Morning!
BOTH: Mum!

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Bingo! You ready to practise
your show and tell for tomorrow?

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Um...OK.

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Hello, everybody.

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BOTH: Hello, Bingo!

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Um, I have a crab claw.

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It's called show AND tell, Bingo.

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(GRUNTS)
I'm good at the showing bit,

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but not good at the telling bit.

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Pro tip - keep it simple. Kids
switch off if you talk too long.

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Maybe you could talk about
how crabs have an exoskeleton

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as opposed to an endoskeleton.

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You see...

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Blah-blah-blah-blah...skeleton,

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blah-blah, blah-blah,
blah-blah...mitochondria.

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Make sense?
No.

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See?
Nmm...

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Can I have some tomato sauce, please?

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Yep.
Thanks!

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Hey, what's THAT tomato sauce?

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Oh, uh, this is MY tomato sauce.

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Well, whose is THIS tomato sauce?

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That's YOUR tomato sauce.

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What's the difference between my
tomato sauce and your tomato sauce?

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Yours is a healthy one.
It's got less sugar in it.

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Oh.

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Can I taste YOUR tomato sauce?

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Uh...well... OK. Just a taste.

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Ahh! I want THIS tomato sauce!

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No, mate, that one's yours.

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But yours tastes beautiful!

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I want to try!
Kids eat the healthy one. End of.

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This is beautiful!

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Why do you get the good one
and we get the disgusting one?

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Uh...

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Looks like Dad's good at telling
but not good at showing.

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Nmmm!

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BOTH: Please!

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Nope.
BOTH: Ohh...

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That's it - I'm going to count
all the times you boss us around.

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Great. Do it
while you eat your sausage.

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Ah - "Eat your sausage",
bossing around number one.

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Number one.

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Don't talk with your mouth full.

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That's two.
Oh, man.

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Oh, this is the good stuff.

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BOTH: Hey!

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Alright, squirts, let's get going.

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"Let's get going" - that's three.

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"Let's get going"?
That's not bossing you around.

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Yes, it is.

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Gee, you run a tight ship.

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Seatbelts.

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Four.
Oh, come on!

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Telling you to put seatbelts on
is not bossing you around!

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Yes...it...is.

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OK, look here.

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"Look here" - that's five.
The thing is...

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(SATNAV CHIMES)
Oh, uh, hang on a sec.

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"Hang on a sec" - six.

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Hey, Satnav, give me directions
to 16 Pelton Drive.

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Now he's bossing Satnav around.

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OK, listen.
Seven.

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Let me explain something to you.

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What you're calling bossing around,
I call...

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..blah-blah-blah...cleaning toilets,
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...

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..solitary confinement.

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Does that make sense?
BOTH: No.

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Why not?!
Too much telling.

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Kids switch off
if you talk too long.

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Ah, well, you need to
clean your ears out.

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"Clean your ears out" - that's eight.

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(GROANS AND STARTS CAR)

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Are we almost at your surfboard?

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Not yet. Just be patient.
"Be patient" - nine.

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Oh, man, I'm done with this game.

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SATNAV: In 50 metres, turn left.

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No!
Huh?

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Turn left here!

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No! I don't want to.

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Dad, what are you doing?!

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Did you just say no to Satnav?

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"Turn left, turn right." I'm
sick of it telling me what to do.

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SATNAV: Proceed to the route.
YOU proceed to the route.

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I do what I want.

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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
You can't ignore Satnav.

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Watch me.

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But she's trying to help you
find your surfboard!

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She's bossing me around,
that's what she's doin'.

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(BINGO LAUGHS)
If you ignore Satnav,

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you're going to get lost.

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Well, we'll see.

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SATNAV: Turn right here.

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Nope!
(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

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SATNAV: Continue straight for...

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No, I don't think so, love.
(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

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SATNAV: Do a U-turn.
Nah, I'm good.

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(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)
Proceed to the route.

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BINGO: Statue World!

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BLUEY: Is your surfboard here?

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No. I think we're lost.

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BOTH: We told you!

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How am I gonna find my surfboard?

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You just have to do what Satnav says.

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Really?
BOTH: Yes!

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Even though she's bossing me around?

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Yes. She's doing it
for a good reason.

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OK. Let's give it a go.

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Bye, Statue World.

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SATNAV: In 50 metres, turn right.

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Now, turn right, like she says.

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This better work.

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SATNAV: Turn left here.
Well, I just...

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BLUEY AND BINGO: Dad!
OK.

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SATNAV: Continue straight.

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DAD: If you say so.

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SATNAV: You have arrived.

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Hey.

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Look! The surfboard!

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Whoa, it worked!

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I told you!
I'm sorry, Satnav.

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BINGO: (IMITATES SATNAV)
That...is...OK.

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(ALL LAUGH)

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Whoa! What have you got there?!

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It's a crab claw.

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Oh, yeah, look!
It's from a blue coral crab.

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Ooh!
Hey, watch this.

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Yah!
(SQUEALS AND LAUGHS)

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Can I have a turn?

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Hey, Bluey, throw that strap
back to me, will you?

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Yes, Dad.

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Oh, as long as that's
not bossing you around.

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No, it's fine.

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Aah! That's it. (LAUGHS)

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Hello, everybody.

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ALL: Hi, Bingo!

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For show and tell,
I brought a crab claw.

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It's from a blue coral crab.

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Ooh, and there's this.

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Pinch!
ALL: Aaah!

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Again!
(LAUGHS)

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