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(JAUNTY MUSIC)

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CHILLI: Whoo! Yeah!

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Shake it, Bluey.
(GIGGLES)

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Oh, why did you stop?

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I don't like this part of the song.

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You gotta take the good
with the bad, kid.

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BOTH: Huh?

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Why are there forks
in the spoon bit?

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The same reason all the cupboards
are left open,

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there's an apron in the sink
and the fridge door's never shut -

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your dad.

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Does that mean you don't like dad?
What?

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Well, you're saying that
because the cupboard doors...

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How's it going, single ladies?
BOTH: Hey, Dad!

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Oh. Hey, morning, kids.

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How was your run, sweetheart?
Uh-uh!

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What? What?
He's not yours anymore. He's OURS.

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Yeah. He belongs to us.

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But I want a smoochy kiss.
No! You can't have him!

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What? Why not?

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You said you don't like him 'cause
he leaves the cupboard doors open.

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What?!
I never!

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Come here. Give me a smoochy. Oh!
No! He's ours.

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He's mine!
Get away!

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Ladies, ladies,
there's plenty to go round.

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Bingo, egg beater!
Ooh, yeah.

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Egg beater. Beat, beat, beat!
Bingo!

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Boom! Yah! Yah! Yah!

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Yah!
Argh!

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Whisk attack! Whisky, whisky, whisky.
(LAUGHS)

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Saucepan shield!

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Bingo, get Dad outta here.

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OK. Come here, you.

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Uh, yep. OK. Very good.

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(GIGGLES) Dad is ours forever now.

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Oop! (CHUCKLES)
Yah!

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Whoooo!

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Well, good luck with that.

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This episode of Bluey
is called Smoochy Kiss.

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This way. This way.

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Keep an eye out for Mum, Bingo.

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She just wants a smoochy kiss.

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No more smoochy kisses for her.

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Yeah. You belong to us.

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Alright. So am I still married?

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We'll figure that out later.

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But now we have to get you
somewhere safe.

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Yeah, somewhere... Eww!

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Your armpit is leaking.

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Eww. So is this one.

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Yeah, I've just been for a run.

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OK, well,
just keep your arms down, please.

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Alright.

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Come on.

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Check for Mum, Bingo.
She could be hiding.

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OK.

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Hmm...

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Ew, Dad! What's that?!

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Huh? Oh. Looks like gravy.

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Eww!

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Yep. Gravy.

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She's not here. I looked everywhere.

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Yah!
(SQUEALS) No!

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Smoochy kiss!

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(ALL LAUGH)

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Run!
Me as well?

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BOTH: Yes!
OK. (PANTS)

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I just want a smoochy kiss.

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(GIGGLES) Come on!

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Hey, kids,
I actually need the toilet.

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What?! No way. It's too risky.

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Oh. Well, your mum lets me
go to the toilet.

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(GROANS) OK.

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It's clear.

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OK, do your business
and do it quickly.

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Yes, boss.
And peeing only.

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Deal.

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I'll stay here.
Bingo, you guard outside.

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OK.

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Ah, that's it.

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Keep your eye out for Mum.

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She'll do anything
for a smoochy kiss.

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Can't say I blame her.

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Are you almost finished?
Almost.

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Ow! Ooh.

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Oh, duck cake!
What happened?

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(TOILET FLUSHES)
Nothing.

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Why are you hopping?

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I peed on my foot.
(SHRIEKS)

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Why did you pee on your foot?!

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I wasn't paying attention.
Why not?!

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I was trying to pull
a nose hair out.

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You've got hairs in your nose?!

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That's disgusting!

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Welcome to middle age, kid.

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Argh! What are you doing now?!

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What's it look like?
I'm washing the pee off my foot.

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But that's the laundry tub!

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So?

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It's not for washing pee
off your foot!

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Well, it is now.
Ahhhhhh!

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Is everything alright in...
(THUMP!)

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Huh?

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I don't remember that box
being there.

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Oh, well. Bluey?
(THUMP!)

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Hey. Did that box move?

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This is outrageous.

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Toughen up, kid.

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(SCREAMS) That's my shirt!

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Ah, you hardly wear it.

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Bluey, are you sure
everything's O...

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(THUMP!)

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This box is definitely getting...

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(SQUEALS)
(MUNCHES)

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The box is eating me! (LAUGHS)

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Oh, no! It's Mum! She's here!

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Alright. Where to, boss?

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Um, OK...look...

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..you still belong to us

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but you have to promise not to do
any more disgusting things.

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OK, I promise.

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No more disgusting things.

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Good. Let's go.

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Hang on, one more. (GRUNTS)

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(GIGGLES)

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Arghhh!
Bluey, what is it?

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(GAGS) Dad did a fluffy!

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Ooh. Sure did.

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Ahhh! Let me in the box!

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Ah!

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Quick, Mum, now's your chance
for a smoochy kiss.

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Alright.
No!

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Mum, don't go near him.
What? Why?

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It's not safe!

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Oh, Bandit.
Hoo, it's travelling.

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Come on,
we have to get you out of here.

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Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy!

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(PANTS)
We have to hide you.

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Oh, don't be silly.

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Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy.
(BOTH SQUEAL)

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Stand back!
Watch out, Bandit! She's got basil!

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But I want a smoochy kiss.

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BOTH: No!
Just a small one.

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Mum, I've got news for you -
that guy is disgusting!

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Yeah.
Oh, what are you talking about?

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OK, first,
he eats his own gravy stains.

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BANDIT AND CHILLI: True.

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His armpits are stinky.
Correct.

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His nose is hairy.
Very hairy.

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He does fluffies.
Stinky fluffies.

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And he peed on his own foot.

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Oh. That's a new one.

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It's not, actually.
He's a grub!

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Kids, I'm used to all that.
BOTH: What?!

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You gotta take the good
with the bad.

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Yeah, your mum's no bunch of roses
either.

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You ever smelt her breath
in the morning.

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No.
(HUFFS)

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(BOTH GAG)

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And that's BEFORE
I've had my sardines.

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Eww.

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And that's just one of the long
list of disgusting things that...

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(MUNCH!)

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..I will keep to myself.

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Kids, if you're gonna belong to
someone, you better toughen up.

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(BOTH GAG)
You can... (GAGS)

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..keep each other.

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BOTH: Works for me.

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(BOTH GROAN AND GAG)

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Captions by Red Bee Media

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Broadcasting Corporation