1 00:00:01,397 --> 00:00:06,152 ♪♪ 2 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:31,052 Okay, she's asleep. 3 00:00:31,135 --> 00:00:32,762 What do you want to watch tonight, babe? 4 00:00:32,845 --> 00:00:35,306 BLUEY: Do you watch TV after we go to sleep? 5 00:00:35,389 --> 00:00:36,974 Bluey! Not again! 6 00:00:37,058 --> 00:00:39,101 Come on, back to bed? 7 00:00:39,185 --> 00:00:40,936 I don't want to go to bed. 8 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,063 Too bad, kid. 9 00:00:42,146 --> 00:00:43,981 But why do we have to sleep? 10 00:00:44,065 --> 00:00:46,067 Why can't we just stay awake all night? 11 00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:47,985 'Cause that's the way the world is. 12 00:00:48,069 --> 00:00:51,864 Well, I'm going to make it so that's not how the world is. 13 00:00:51,947 --> 00:00:53,365 That might be tricky. 14 00:00:53,449 --> 00:00:54,950 People like to sleep! 15 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:57,286 Well, I'll take everyone's bed to the dump. 16 00:00:57,369 --> 00:00:58,871 Eh, they'll probably just sleep on the couch. 17 00:00:58,954 --> 00:01:02,249 Well, I'll take the couches to the dump, too! 18 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:03,834 Ugh, sounds like a big job. 19 00:01:03,918 --> 00:01:05,544 You'll need a full night's sleep for that. 20 00:01:05,628 --> 00:01:07,171 Yeah, I will! Night! 21 00:01:07,254 --> 00:01:08,839 Hey, wait, no! 22 00:01:08,923 --> 00:01:10,091 [Groans] Come on. 23 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:12,426 I'll read you a story. 24 00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:14,261 You know she can't help it. 25 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:16,263 I know. Can you help me? 26 00:01:16,347 --> 00:01:18,224 Oh, yeah, I've got an idea! 27 00:01:18,307 --> 00:01:20,059 Wait, is it a bad idea? 28 00:01:20,142 --> 00:01:22,394 Mum? Are you grumpy with me? 29 00:01:22,478 --> 00:01:25,898 No, honey, I'm okay. Come on. 30 00:01:25,981 --> 00:01:28,442 "Once upon a time, there was a village." 31 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,319 Are you sure you're not grumpy? 32 00:01:30,402 --> 00:01:32,446 No, I just want you to go to sleep. 33 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:33,531 "And in the village --" 34 00:01:33,614 --> 00:01:35,616 -Hey-hey! -Unicorse! 35 00:01:35,699 --> 00:01:38,202 Oh, no, not Unicorse. 36 00:01:38,285 --> 00:01:40,913 This episode of "Bluey," unfortunately, 37 00:01:40,996 --> 00:01:42,581 is called "Unicorse." 38 00:01:42,665 --> 00:01:44,583 Budge up, budge up! Watch the horn! 39 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:46,710 -What are we reading? -Well, it's a story-- 40 00:01:46,794 --> 00:01:48,963 -Yawn! Here, read this. 41 00:01:49,046 --> 00:01:50,756 It's got a unicorn in it. 42 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,592 -I'm not reading that. -Fine, I'll read it! 43 00:01:53,676 --> 00:01:56,720 [Sounding out words] "Once upon a tim." 44 00:01:56,804 --> 00:01:58,889 Aww, I wish I could read! 45 00:01:58,973 --> 00:02:00,599 -[Bluey laughs] -Unicorse? 46 00:02:00,683 --> 00:02:02,434 Bluey is finding it a little hard to get to sleep, 47 00:02:02,518 --> 00:02:05,146 so we're actually trying to calm things down a bit. 48 00:02:05,229 --> 00:02:09,525 Well, it's gonna be hard with me around! Yeah! 49 00:02:09,608 --> 00:02:12,820 -Shh! Bingo's asleep. -I don't care! 50 00:02:12,903 --> 00:02:17,616 Well, I do! So how about you and your little mate jog on? 51 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,869 -I ain't goin' nowhere, toots! [Bluey giggles] 52 00:02:19,952 --> 00:02:23,247 -My name is Chilli. -Ah, I'm sorry, Silly. 53 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:25,249 -Chilli! -Billy! 54 00:02:25,332 --> 00:02:26,709 Yeah, that's what I said! 55 00:02:26,792 --> 00:02:28,586 -Out! -Oh, mum, please, 56 00:02:28,669 --> 00:02:30,337 can Unicorse stay? 57 00:02:30,421 --> 00:02:32,131 Bluey, he's the most annoying unicorn in the world. 58 00:02:32,256 --> 00:02:33,340 Guilty! 59 00:02:33,465 --> 00:02:37,136 But I can turn him into a nice Unicorse! I promise I can! 60 00:02:37,219 --> 00:02:39,013 -Right, Unicorse? -Nah. 61 00:02:39,096 --> 00:02:42,016 Don't listen to him. Please, can he stay? 62 00:02:42,099 --> 00:02:45,728 Fine! But we're reading this book, not yours. 63 00:02:45,811 --> 00:02:48,981 You will live to regret that! 64 00:02:49,064 --> 00:02:51,483 "Once upon a time there was a village. 65 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:54,528 And in the village, everyone walked around barefoot." 66 00:02:54,612 --> 00:02:56,655 -Ah! Yay! -Unicorse! 67 00:02:56,739 --> 00:03:00,951 I can't see the page! -A-a-and why should I care?! 68 00:03:01,035 --> 00:03:02,953 Ugh, I forgot about the catch phrase. 69 00:03:03,078 --> 00:03:06,957 If you block the word, Mum can't read the story! 70 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:09,460 A-a-and why should I care? 71 00:03:09,543 --> 00:03:11,003 Because stories are nice! 72 00:03:11,086 --> 00:03:13,964 My story was nice! It had a unicorn in it! 73 00:03:14,048 --> 00:03:16,467 This one has zero unicorns! 74 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:17,885 And the ending is boring. 75 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:19,470 -She just makes sh-- -Ah! 76 00:03:19,553 --> 00:03:22,473 -Don't spoil the ending! -Why not?! 77 00:03:22,556 --> 00:03:24,391 'Cause Bluey hasn't heard it! 78 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:26,769 A-a-a-a-a-and why should I care? 79 00:03:26,852 --> 00:03:29,897 Unicorse, I'm trying to make you a nice unicorse. 80 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:31,649 Okay, okay, okay. 81 00:03:31,732 --> 00:03:33,317 Please continue, Milly. 82 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,903 I won't spoil the ending... 83 00:03:35,986 --> 00:03:37,321 -A-- -Where she makes shoes. 84 00:03:37,404 --> 00:03:38,739 -Unicorse! -Unicorse! 85 00:03:38,822 --> 00:03:41,492 Ha-ha-ha! Whoo-whoo-whoo! 86 00:03:41,575 --> 00:03:44,411 "One day the Queen decided to get off her litter 87 00:03:44,495 --> 00:03:46,080 and have a walk around." 88 00:03:46,163 --> 00:03:48,958 "Changed my mind -- oh, wait, changed it again! 89 00:03:49,041 --> 00:03:51,502 Actually, I will! No, not today!" 90 00:03:51,585 --> 00:03:53,712 Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down -- 91 00:03:53,796 --> 00:03:56,548 Unicorse, that is bad behavior! 92 00:03:56,632 --> 00:03:58,884 Meh-meh-meh, meh-meh meh-meh meh-meh! 93 00:03:58,968 --> 00:04:00,511 Huh! So is that! 94 00:04:00,594 --> 00:04:02,388 Meep, meep-meep meep! 95 00:04:02,471 --> 00:04:04,890 -Shall we continue? -Ugh! Yes. 96 00:04:04,974 --> 00:04:06,600 Heh, meep! 97 00:04:06,684 --> 00:04:08,560 "So the Queen walked a few steps 98 00:04:08,644 --> 00:04:09,770 and stood on a prickle!" 99 00:04:09,853 --> 00:04:12,398 -"Ouch!" -[Laughing wildly] 100 00:04:12,481 --> 00:04:14,275 Unicorse, that's mean! 101 00:04:14,358 --> 00:04:16,777 How would you feel if you stood on a prickle? 102 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:19,530 I'd feel good! I'd feel so good I'd dance! 103 00:04:19,613 --> 00:04:21,323 [Dance music playing] 104 00:04:21,407 --> 00:04:23,909 You wouldn't dance, you'd be crying like the queen. 105 00:04:23,993 --> 00:04:26,787 Well, maybe she should wear some shoes! 106 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:28,289 -Unicorse! -Ha-ha-ha-ha! 107 00:04:28,372 --> 00:04:30,582 Anyway, "The Queen discovered 108 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:33,502 that her whole kingdom was covered in prickles. 109 00:04:33,585 --> 00:04:34,878 What was she to do?" 110 00:04:34,962 --> 00:04:36,839 Make shoes! 111 00:04:36,922 --> 00:04:38,340 Ugh! Bluey! 112 00:04:38,424 --> 00:04:40,718 Ooh, I know you! Unicorse? 113 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:43,387 What's your favorite food? 114 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:44,722 Children. 115 00:04:44,805 --> 00:04:46,724 -Oh! -Just kidding! 116 00:04:46,807 --> 00:04:48,392 I like chicken bucket. 117 00:04:48,475 --> 00:04:51,645 Oh, great -- look, here's some chicken bucket! 118 00:04:51,729 --> 00:04:54,273 Ah, thank you. Mighty kind. 119 00:04:54,356 --> 00:04:55,816 Okay, we're good to go. 120 00:04:55,899 --> 00:04:57,985 "So the Queen had an idea. 121 00:04:58,068 --> 00:05:01,071 She will cover the whole kingdom in leather. 122 00:05:01,155 --> 00:05:04,533 That way, no one will ever stand on the prickles a--" 123 00:05:04,616 --> 00:05:06,827 -[Dad smacks his lips] -"...a-again. 124 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,787 -So she got to work --" -[Smacks lips] 125 00:05:08,871 --> 00:05:11,332 "All day and night the Queen worked --" 126 00:05:11,415 --> 00:05:13,584 -[Smacking lips] -"...covering her whole kingdom 127 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,461 in leather." Ugh, can you please chew 128 00:05:15,544 --> 00:05:17,671 -with your mouth shut?! -I can chew with my mouth shut. 129 00:05:17,755 --> 00:05:19,757 -Of course I can. -Thank you. 130 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,800 "The Queen just --" -But I'm not gonna! 131 00:05:21,884 --> 00:05:23,719 Ugh! That's it! I'm out! 132 00:05:23,802 --> 00:05:26,013 Catch you on the flip side, Willy! 133 00:05:26,096 --> 00:05:27,639 -Wait, no! -[Dance music playing] 134 00:05:27,723 --> 00:05:29,475 -I'm done, Bluey. -I can handle this, Mum! 135 00:05:29,558 --> 00:05:31,810 -Unicorse! -Ow! My back! 136 00:05:31,894 --> 00:05:33,979 My neck! My back and my neck! 137 00:05:34,063 --> 00:05:36,398 I just tapped you on the shoulder! 138 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:38,859 Whiplash, whiplash! Call my lawyer. 139 00:05:38,942 --> 00:05:41,779 Look, Bluey, good on you for trying, 140 00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:43,781 but you can't change Unicorse. 141 00:05:43,864 --> 00:05:45,866 Ugh, I think you're right. 142 00:05:45,949 --> 00:05:48,660 I'm not sure you can change anyone very much. 143 00:05:48,744 --> 00:05:50,329 Well, what can we change? 144 00:05:50,412 --> 00:05:53,415 Well, we can stop letting Unicorse annoy us. 145 00:05:53,499 --> 00:05:56,001 -Really? How? -Maybe we ignore him? 146 00:05:56,085 --> 00:05:58,587 He's pretty hard to ignore. 147 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,714 Let's give it a go. 148 00:06:00,798 --> 00:06:03,217 "The Queen just couldn't do any more. 149 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:05,010 She was too tired." 150 00:06:05,094 --> 00:06:06,804 Oh, here he comes. Remember? 151 00:06:06,887 --> 00:06:08,555 -Just ignore him. -[Clears throat] 152 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:09,890 Are you Willy Heeler? 153 00:06:09,973 --> 00:06:11,892 -I'm Chilli Heeler! -Mum! 154 00:06:11,975 --> 00:06:14,686 Oh! Yes, sorry. "But then the Jester said 155 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:16,647 to the Queen, 'Your Majesty, 156 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,400 instead of covering the whole kingdom in leather. 157 00:06:19,483 --> 00:06:21,235 Why not just cover your feet?'" 158 00:06:21,318 --> 00:06:24,405 Stop that reading! This is a very serious matter. 159 00:06:24,488 --> 00:06:26,407 One of you karate-chopped my client. 160 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:28,033 -Karate chop?! -Bluey! 161 00:06:28,117 --> 00:06:29,618 -Oh! Yeah, sorry. 162 00:06:29,701 --> 00:06:32,246 "So the Queen cut two little bits of leather 163 00:06:32,329 --> 00:06:33,997 and made them into shoes." 164 00:06:34,081 --> 00:06:35,958 Hey, I'm talking to you! 165 00:06:36,041 --> 00:06:37,835 Yeah! Listen to him! 166 00:06:37,918 --> 00:06:40,546 "So the people could walk anywhere they wanted 167 00:06:40,629 --> 00:06:42,589 and the prickles couldn't hurt them." 168 00:06:42,673 --> 00:06:45,676 -Stop reading! -Unicorse, let me handle this. 169 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:48,512 Yeah, watch it, mate, or I'll have to get a little pokey! 170 00:06:48,595 --> 00:06:51,640 -Okay, as your lawyer, I -- -Here I come! 171 00:06:51,723 --> 00:06:53,434 [Grunting] 172 00:06:53,517 --> 00:06:56,478 "And they all lived happily ever after." 173 00:06:56,562 --> 00:06:57,646 [Unicorse and lawyer grunting] 174 00:06:57,729 --> 00:06:59,356 Shall we leave them to it? 175 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,316 Yeah, I'm tired. 176 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,402 You're gonna get it now, mate! 177 00:07:03,485 --> 00:07:08,949 ♪♪ 178 00:07:09,032 --> 00:07:14,621 ♪♪ 179 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:16,832 Yeah-ha!