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ALL: Mum!
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ALL: Dad!
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ALL: Bingo!
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ALL: Bluey!
Now, put your weight onto your arms,
lean forward and raise that right leg off to the ground.
Oh, you got no chance, love.
[ Taking pretend pictures ]
-Hey! -Oh, look, it jiggles.
-[ Laughs ] -Kids, don’t take photos
-of people’s bottoms. -But we’re holiday people.
It’s the first time we’ve ever seen this bottom.
[imitates shutter click]
[ Bloop, bloop ] That’s a good one.
I don’t care. It’s rude. Take photos of something else.
Okay, I’ll take photos of leafs. Leafs are exciting.
[ Imitating camera clicking ]
Why is it rude to take photos of your bottom?
-It just is. -But it’s just a bottom.
Just trust me, I’ve been on this planet longer than you.
-Okay. -If you’re looking for
something to do, the dishwasher needs unpacking.
-"Dad enters the room." -Dad, look at my leaf photos.
-Pretty cool leaves, Bingo. -Dad, can you bend over?
-Bluey! -What?
No chance, kid. I wasn’t born yesterday.
-Huh? -You weren’t born... what?
I wasn’t born yesterday. It’s a saying.
It means I’ve been around long enough to know
exposing my rear end to you isn’t a good idea.
-[ Giggles ] -"Born yesterday."
Bingo, I’ve got an idea.
Is it about unpacking the dishwasher?
No. Dad, can you pretend you actually were born yesterday?
-Yeah. -Oh, man.
Is it too late to bend over?
BINGO: This episode of "Bluey" is called "Born Yesterday."
-Ready, and born yesterday! -Ready, and born yesterday!
-Oh. -Hurray!
Wow! My second day on the planet.
Look at all this. It’s amazing.
And look at this little blue thing.
-Oh, and a red thing. -Hi.
-BLUEY, BINGO: (giggling) -It makes noises, amazing.
-Who are you calling "it"? -We have names.
Oh, I’m sorry. I was born yesterday.
I don’t know what a name is.
-Something you call something. -Like, my name is Bluey.
-And mine’s Bingo. -Blu-ee? Bing-go?
-BOTH: Yes. -Can I have a name?
-You already got one. -It’s Bandit.
"Ban-dit." I like it. Oh, look at that.
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.
-It’s just a stool. -Hello, stool.
-My name is Bandit. -BOTH: (giggling)
-Stool can’t talk. -Stool can’t talk.
-Really? Why? -They’re not alive.
-Alive? -Yes.
-Alive? -No, that’s not alive.
-Oh, is it? -That’s called food.
You put it in your mouth.
Why would I put it in my... [ Munches ]
-BOTH: (giggling) -Ahh, I feel like a new dog.
-I like food. -Thanks for the update.
-And stools can’t talk. -(giggling)
Kids, what have you done to your dad?
-He was born yesterday. -He doesn’t know anything.
-Are you alive? -Yoo-hoo. Hi, I’m your wife.
-My wife? -Yes. And if you want me
to stay your wife, you’ll learn about dishwashers.
Dishwasher. Wife. Wow. There’s just so much to learn.
-BOTH: (giggling) -Whoa!
This is outside.
You got some grass and some wood.
-A fence. -Aah! Look out!
BOTH: What is it?
There’s a giant fireball in the big blue thing.
That’s the sun. It’s meant to be there.
And the big blue thing is the sky.
Oh, phew.
-This is a swing. -Push me!
-Swing! -No, the other way!
-Oh, okay. Swing. -BOTH: (giggling)
-No! -No!
-This way. -Oh, swing.
So this is our street. You’ve got some cars and, ooh, a bird.
-Rubbish. -Don’t worry about the Sun.
It’s meant to be there.
-Oh, okay. -Oh, come on, Bandit.
-Keep walking. -I have a wife.
Okay, Bandit, probably don’t say things about the sun...
-to people at bus stops. -Yeah.
-Why? -Uh, it’s hard to explain.
Okay, I won’t -- food!
-♪ Yeah, I got the steak and bacon ♪
-Food! -Oh, hi, Ban-- Oy!
-Aah! Dad, no! -Aah! Dad, no!
-That’s my pie! -Dad! Stop!
-Give me that. -Stop it!
-[ Grunts ] Here! -Food!
-Aw, he ate all the sauce. -Sorry, Lucky’s dad.
-He was born yesterday. -Yeah, I’ll say.
-[ Grunting ] -I can’t hold him!
-Run, Lucky’s dad! -But I’m going that way!
-Food! -Just go!
-Whoa! -Aw. Bye food.
Ugh. You can’t just take people’s food.
-Why? -Because it doesn’t belong to you.
-Buh... long? -Yeah.
Like everyone’s stuff isn’t everyone’s, you know.
-Ev-ery-one? -Look, just don’t take
people’s food and don’t talk about the sun, okay?
-You have to just trust us. -Why?
Well, because... We’ve been on this planet longer than you.
That’s true. I was only born yesterday.
-G’day, Bandit. -I have nothing to say
-about the Sun to you. -[ Bingo and Bluey laugh ]
Uh, great.
[ Birds chirping ]
-Wow. Name? -Oh, that’s called a --
Wait, Bingo. It just makes trouble when we tell him
what things are called.
Why don’t we let him enjoy just looking at things today?
Yeah, we can teach you names later.
-Name? -It doesn’t matter. Just look.
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Alive.
-Hello, stool. -BOTH: (giggling)
It’s okay, dad. You can stop playing "Born Yesterday."
-Oh, you sure? -Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah, real fun. Thanks.
No worries. I enjoyed it. I feel like a new dog.
Bingo, can you help me unpack the dishwasher?
Sure.
Oh, good on you, kids.
-Uh, kids? -BOTH: Yeah?
Has your dad stopped playing "Born Yesterday"?
-Yeah. -Okay, just checking.
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