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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Uncle Rad's here.

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Hi, Uncle... Hey, where is he?

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Yarr.
(SHRIEKS) Eee. Ha-ha-ha.

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How you doing, Bluey?
I'm Bingo.

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Really?
Yeah. That's Bluey.

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Oh, yeah. 'Cause he's blue.

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I'm a girl.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I knew that.

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Are you putting us to bed
tonight, Uncle Rad?

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You bet.
Hooray!

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Not hooray.

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Bluey isn't sure about
babysitter putdowns, Uncle Rad.

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Don't worry, Bluey.

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Who better to do a babysitter
putdown than your Uncle Rad?

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Hello.
BINGO AND BLUEY: Frisky.

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Hey, girls. Ooh.

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This is Uncle Rad.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Frisky, have you met Bandit's
brother, Radley, before?

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Um, yeah.

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Didn't you
fall in the pool at the wedding?

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Probably.

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Frisky is Bluey's fairy godmother.

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Sorry, Frisky, Uncle Rad
got in touch last minute

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and said he'd babysit.

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You mustn't have got my message.

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Oh, no. I didn't get it.
That's fine.

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Um, I'll just go.

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No, not go. Both babysit.

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Oh, well, as long
as it's OK with Uncle Rad.

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Fine by me.
Hooray.

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RAD: This episode of Bluey
is called Double Babysitter.

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ALL: Bye. Bye. Have fun.
Have fun.

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Bye.

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Now, Bluey, tell me why you're not
keen on babysitter putdowns.

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Well, I had one before
and I didn't like it.

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Oh, why not?

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It was just too different.

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Well, your fairy godmother and I

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will make this exactly
the same as a Mum and Dad putdown.

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But I don't know you
as well as Mum and Dad.

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Oh, yeah. Good point.

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Well, you just need
to get to know us better.

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I know.
Why don't we play 20 Questions?

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Yeah.

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Wait, what's 20 Questions?

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Well, you ask us questions
about ourselves and we answer them.

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It's easy. Go.

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Why don't you have a wife?
Whoa.

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Well, how do you know I don't?

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Do you have a wife?
Well, no.

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So why don't you have a wife?

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Ahh, her turn.

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How many friends have you got?

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Oh, um...three?

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That's not many.
Why have you only got three friends?

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Well, um...back to him.

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Why do we only see you at Christmas?

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'Cause I work on an oil rig.

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Is that why you don't have a wife?

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Oh, maybe.

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What's an oil rig?

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Why is your hair so pretty?

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BOTH: Almond milk shampoo.

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Do you want to have children?

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BOTH: Yes.

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Will Bosco be the Daddy?

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Um, no.

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Bosco and I aren't friends anymore.

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Who's Bosco?
No-one. Next question.

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Bosco's her true love.

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Not anymore.
But true love is forever.

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Well, ah...

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Is true not forever?

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It is. I mean, I thought it was.

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Ah, let's play in the backyard.
BINGO AND BLUEY: Yeah.

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Can you play the exact same games
as Mum and Dad?

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OK, what do they play?

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Chickenrat.
Chickenwhat?

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Come Here and Go Away.
Come and go where now?

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You don't need
the same games, Bluey.

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You need Torchmouse.

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Squeak. Squeak, squeak, squeak.

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Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow?

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Arghh.
Squeak, squeak, squeak.

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Squeak, squeak, squeak.

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Nibble, nibble. Nibble, nibble.

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Meow.

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Meow.

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Meow?

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Meow?
Squeak.

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Meow?
Rarr.

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Rowrr. Rowrr.
Squeak.

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Torchmouse was fun,

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but I don't want to do anything else
that's different, please.

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What about this?
Whee. This is weird.

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Yeah. But before you know it,
you get used to it.

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(SHRIEKS AND GIGGLES)

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Do me.
Oh, boy. I'll give it a crack.

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(GRUNTS)

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Hello, upside down Bingo.
Hi.

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Bingo. You've gotten...heavy.

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Come and sit by the camp fire.

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I'm trying. Ooh.

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How about a story?

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And then the prince knocked the
dragon out with a big prince punch.

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Boom.
BINGO AND BLUEY: Hooray.

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Princess. I have rescued you.

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Now we shall marry.

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And the Princess replied,
"No thanks."

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What?

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She didn't like the look of him.
Why not?

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Well, his hair was a bit messy,
and he was a bit too muscly,

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you know what I mean, kids?

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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Hang on, I prince-punch the dragon,

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take you back to my castle
and we get married.

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That's business.

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Hey, I didn't ask to be rescued.

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You'd rather stay here
with the stinky dragon?

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I'm getting used to him.

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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OK, I'll wake him up.

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Wait. No.
Yeah. Didn't think so.

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Ugh, "Princes are all the same,"
she thought.

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No we're not. There's good princes
and bad princes, m'lady.

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Everyone knows that.

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Which one was this prince?

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He's good. He rescued the princess.

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Only because he likes
prince-punching dragons.

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Tomorrow he'll be off
in search of another princess.

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Man, this princess
is hard to rescue.

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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Well, while the prince figures
it all out, she grabs a nice book

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and lives happily ever after.

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The end.

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What?
That is not the end.

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In Mum and Dad stories,
they get married in the end.

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Er, princess?
OK, fine.

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For the sake of the children,
they get married. The end.

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BOTH: Hooray.
I'll take it.

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Night-night, Bingo.
Did you have a good...

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(SNORES)

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Frisky, you won't watch TV
after I fall asleep, will you?

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Oh, ah, no, we don't have to.

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You promise?

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Oh, hang on.

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Was your last babysitter putdown
with Nana?

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Yes.

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And let me guess, you woke up
and the TV was too loud.

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Yes.

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Mum can't hear very well
so she turns it up loud.

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She was watching something scary.

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That's why you don't
like babysitter putdowns, isn't it?

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Yes.

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Look, you just had a bad one, kid.

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This one will be different.
We promise.

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But how can I know for sure
it won't happen again?

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You can't.

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But you have to give it a go anyway,

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or you'll be stuck in a tower
with a stinky dragon forever.

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OK, I'll give it a go.

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That's my girl.

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(IN THE DISTANCE) Absolutely.

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Yeah, that's right.

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No, I never thought of it that way.

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It's the only shampoo I like.

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The shampoo is great,

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but the conditioner,
I don't rate the conditioner.

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Nah, me neither.

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But you know, you can't get around
with open follicles.

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