(THEME MUSIC)
Mum, can you play with me?
No - I have to clean the lorikeet poo off the deck.
Eww!
Well, it's gotta be done.
Wouldn't you rather play?
It looks like hard work.
Your mum's not afraid of a bit of hard work.
Hmm!
Bluey, let's play Queens!
Yeah, Queens!
This episode of Bluey is called Queens.
(PLAYS FANFARE) Everyone, the Queen is coming in.
(GIGGLES)
(ENGLISH COMMONER ACCENT) Oh! It's the Queen!
Your Majesty! Over here!
(REGAL ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh, hello.
Oh, I love you, Your Majesty.
Carry on.
Stop!
Butler, the royal bottom is itchy.
I demand you scratch it.
(SQUEALS, GIGGLES)
Oh... Oh, yes, that's the spot.
Very good.
Now, I demand to sit on the throne.
(GIGGLES) Yes, my Queen.
(GIGGLES)
Ah... Ah!
Oopie.
Oh, let me get that, Your Majesty.
(GRUNTS)
(GIGGLES) The Queen's having some trouble!
(BOTH GRUNT)
Ah. Splendid.
Now, go away.
Yes, my Queen.
(GIGGLES)
Come here! (GIGGLES)
Yes, Your Maj...
Agh! Excuse me!
You may not stand on the royal rainbow thing.
Ooh, I'm terribly sorry, Your Majesty.
Cheeky butler.
(GIGGLES)
Is this OK, Your Majesty?
Yes.
How can I serve you, my Queen?
I'm going to sing a song.
You will write it down.
Ooh, OK. (CLEARS THROAT)
# I am so beautiful
# I am so lovely
# Ooh, and sparkly. #
Now, sing it back to me. (CLEARS THROAT)
# I am so beautiful Louder.
# I am so...
Louder! # ..lovely and sparkly. #
Very good.
Oh, our queen IS so lovely and sparkly!
(BOTH GIGGLE)
Bring me the royal carriage.
Hello.
More.
That's too much! (LAUGHS)
That must be very interesting.
This is Sir Frogdog.
He's half frog.
Ah!
That must be very interesting.
(LAUGHS)
Faster, butler!
(SQUEALS) (BOTH LAUGH)
Hey, Bingo, can I have a turn at being queen?
OK.
(PLAYS NOTE)
Here comes the Queen!
(GIGGLES)
Oh, a new queen!
We love you, Your Majesty.
(REGAL ENGLISH ACCENT) Yes, yes.
Hee-hee!
How can I serve you, Your Maj... Whoa!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Actually, you can be queen again, Bingo.
I like being the butler better.
Aww! But I like being the butler -
you get to walk on the butler blocks.
Uh...maybe we can both be butlers.
OK.
Hmm, this isn't working.
Yeah. Butlers need someone to boss them around.
(BANDIT GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
I swear, if Lucky's Dad's palm tree drops one more branch in my yard...
BOTH: Yes!
(HIGH VOICE) Butler!
(GIGGLES) Yes, Your Majesty?
The Queen's ginger beer is empty.
(GIGGLES)
Hurry!
The royal poo scrubber could use a ginger beer.
Back to work, peasant.
I mean...carry on?
(HEDGE TRIMMER BUZZES)
Ha! Another one for your collection, Bandit!
(LAUGHS)
For too long, Lucky's Dad palm tree
has been dropping leaves into my kingdom.
Well, no more, by Toutatis!
Yaaaaagh!
Yaaagh! Stop it!
(YELLING, THUDDING) Where's the Queen?
She went crazy.
Oh.
Can you be the queen, Bluey?
I really want a turn being butler.
Well, it's just... I don't like being the queen.
Aww! But I was queen for you for ages.
Um, OK.
(BORED) Go and get the Queen a pillow.
Aww! You're not doing it properly.
Ugh!
(COMMONER ACCENT) Oh, Your Majesty,
may I have that ginger beer if Your Grace isn't drinking it?
Yes.
Oh, bless you, Your Majesty! Bless you!
And thank you for looking after us all.
You're welcome.
Oh, it must be nice being the queen.
Actually, it's not.
Really?
No. I'd rather be the butler.
Guess you do have a lot of royal subjects to take care of.
And you're always having to do things you don't want to.
That must be hard work.
Yes, it's a big job.
(NORMAL VOICE) Don't you ever feel like...running off to play?
A queen does not just run off to play!
Oh, no, Your Majesty, I didn't mean...
The queen is not afraid of a bit of hard work.
In fact...
Butler!
Yes, Your Majesty?
Bring me that ginger beer!
OK. (GIGGLES)
And one has a new song.
Ready? Ready, Your Majesty.
# One is the Queen
# One doesn't like being the Queen
# But one does it anyway. #
Oh, hello.
Have you had a good turn as butler now, Bingo?
Yeah. Thanks, Bluey.
Do you want to be butler again?
Yes, please.
(COMMONER ACCENT) Finished. Finally.
Ooh, wait.
I know how we can both be butlers!
(PLAYS FANFARE) (PLAYS NOTE)
Please welcome your new queen.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
We love you, Your Majesty!
We are your butlers, Your Majesty.
We will bring you anything you want.
You mean, I can have anything I want?
ANYTHING you want.
Because we are not afraid of a bit of hard work.
(SIGHS)
Very good.
Captions by Red Bee Media
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