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(THEME MUSIC)

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# The wheels on the bus
go round and round

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# Round and round
Round and round. #

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Bus stopping! Psshhh.

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Doors opening.

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Hello, passenger.
Where are you off to?

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Boop. Museum, please.

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Oh, OK.

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Doors closing! Pshhh.

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# The wheels on the bus
go round and round. #

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There's not much traffic today,
so we should be there very soon.

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Oh, great. (GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)

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Unless something
slows us down, of course.

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But that probably won't happen.

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Pshhh. Door op...

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Oh, no.

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(ELDERLY VOICE)
Here come the grannies!

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BINGO: This episode of Bluey
is called... Ah, I forget.

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Boop.
One granny to mahjong, please.

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Ahh!
Oops-a-daisy.

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Listen here, you two.

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I don't want any trouble out of you.

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I don't know what
you're talking about.

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(MAKES FART NOISE) Hee-hee.
Oh, good gravy. Oh!

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Is this seat taken, dearie?

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It's all yours.

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Where are you heading, love?

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Oh, just to the museum.

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Oh, you should catch the 19 bus.

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It will get you there faster.

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No, Janet, you'll want the 21.

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Oh, you don't know
what you're talking about.

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Actually, I catch this bus

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because I'm secretly in love
with the bus driver.

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Oh, really?

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He's bit hairy, isn't he?

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Not for me.

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Oh, well, wonderful.

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You two can get married
and have bus babies.

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I'll let him know.
No!

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I'm not ready to tell him yet.

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But you have to.

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We're almost at your stop.

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(MAKES FART NOISE)
Oh, for goodness...

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(GIGGLES)
I will tell him.

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I just need more time, OK?

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Oh, well, we can slow
the bus down for you.

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(DING!)

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Next stop, please, driver.
Huh?

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But the next stop's
the sausage shop.

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Thought you were going to mahjong?

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No, I need some sausages.

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OK. Pshhh. Here we are.

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Doors opening!
Thank you.

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Ah, changed my mind.

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Oh, OK.

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Doors closing!

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Brooom, broom-broom.

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(DING!)
Next stop, please, driver.

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But the next stop's the library.

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Yeah, I need a cookbook.

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OK. Pshhh. Doors opening!

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There you go.

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Actually, I can't read.
Ugh!

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Passengers should only ding the bell
if they intend to get off.

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Is that clear?

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Tell him you love him.
No!

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What do you mean "no"?
I mean, yes, it's clear.

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Good. Doors closing!

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Brrrrroom.
(DING!)

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Oh! The next stop
is the motorbike shop!

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Oh, good.

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What? You wanna buy a motorbike?

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Yep.
Grr.

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OK, bus stopping.

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Pshhh. Doors opening!

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There's the motorbike shop.
Go and buy a motorbike.

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Oh, there's no pink ones.

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Grrr!
(ALL GIGGLE)

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Right, that's it! Pshhh!

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Doors closing!

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Vroom!
(ALL YELL)

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No more stops until the museum,
and then you're ALL getting off!

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You have to tell him now, dearie.
You're running out of time.

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Oh.
Where's Boopsie gone?

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I can't. I'll do it tomorrow.

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Oh, today is better than tomorrow.

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Oh, Boopsie?

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Bus stopping! Pshhh! Off!

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I can't find Boopsie.

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Who's Boopsie?
Her snake.

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Arggh!

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Oh, there you are Boopsie.

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Get it off! Get it off! Ooh!

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Arggh! Arggh!
Naughty Boopsie!

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Quick, grab its head!

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Get it off!
Oh, no.

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We're gonna be late for mahjong.

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Suck the poison out!

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Brrmm-brmm-brmm-brmm!

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Hey, why's the bus moving?

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Oh, Rita's driving.
Oh, OK.

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What?! Rita's driving?!

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# The something on the bus
go round and round... #

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Baa.
(GIGGLES)

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Stop! Come back here!

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That's my bus!

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Quick, do something, Janet!

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Oh, time for a nana nap.
Janet!

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Raoww, sausages.

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Beep-beep.
Baa.

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Come on, Rita,
back to your seat, honey.

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Ugh!
Whoopsie.

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Arggh, the steering wheel!

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Ahhh-whoa-ahhh!
Ahhh!

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Raoww, cookbook.

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Why don't I take this, Rita?

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OK, you have fun, love.

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Stick it back in the thing!

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OK, OK! There.

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The steering wheel's fixed.
Now what do I do?!

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Hit the brakes!
Where are the brakes?!

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They're down there!
The big brown block!

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What big brown block?!

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I love a good lamington.
Nom-nom-nom.

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Arggh!
Arggh! Rita's eating the brakes!

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(YAWNS)
(DING!)

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Next stop, please, driver.

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We can't stop!

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(MAKES FART NOISE) Oh, excuse me.

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Oh, Rita! (GAGS AND COUGHS)

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That's not helping!

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Uhh! Ooh!
Ah!

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Hoo, made it.

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Oh, hello.
Hi.

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How you going?
Not bad.

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Tell him!
Janet!

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Tell me what?
Nothing.

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I'll...I'll tell you tomorrow.

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There's not gonna BE a tomorrow!

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We're gonna hit
that custard factory!

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Ahh!
(DING!)

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I said next stop!

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We have to jump! Grab the grannies!

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Come here, ya old chooks!

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Put me down, ya big brute.
Boop.

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Jump!
(ALL YELL)

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Oh, my coins.

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(PANTS) We're alive.
I can't believe it.

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This isn't mahjong.

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(PANTS) There's something
I've been meaning to tell you,

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but keep putting it off
till tomorrow.

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But now I think
I'm gonna tell you today.

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I'd like to get married
and have your bus babies.

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Oh.

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There ya go, Rita.

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Thanks, Janet.

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I did it, Janet! I told him.

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Oh, well done, dearie.

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I'm proud of you.

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Thanks. I'm proud of myself.

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Now, you go
and have some bus babies.

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Oh, no, he's already married
to a giraffe.

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What?!

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Oh, Stretchypants, I was so scared.

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We almost hit a custard factory.

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We'll see about that. Come on, Rita.

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OK, Janet.

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BOTH: Here come the grannies.
Arggh!

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(ALL LAUGH)

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Captions by Red Bee Media

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