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It has been 10 minutes

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since a kid has run in here
and asked me a question.

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Dad?
Yeah, mate?

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Can we get married?
Nah.

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Why not?
I'm already married to your mum.

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Because she's your true love?

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Yes, because she's my true love.

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Is it nice having a true love?

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It's very nice having a true love.

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What's so nice about
having a true love?

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Hmm. Well, they're always there
for you when you need them.

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Let's play ticklecrabs!
Yeah, ticklecrabs!

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Ooh!
See you later!

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This episode of Bluey
is called Tick...

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Uh-uh. No way.

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I am NOT playing ticklecrabs.

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Oh, why not?

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Because I hate ticklecrabs.

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Why?
Because you're ticklecrabs!

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(BOTH GIGGLE)
Yeah, but that's the fun part.

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Fun for you, maybe. Not for me.

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OK, Bingo, this is going to take
a serious please face.

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Yes, serious.

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Let's get these ears back.

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And I'm going to need to see tears.

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That's good. And let's hold these.

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OK, let's do this.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
What do you want?

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Why do you never play with us?

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What?!

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You're always at work.

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I'm never at work!

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It's like you don't even love us.

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You are joking, right?

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How can you not love
your own children?

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Ah, cheese and jam! Alright.

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BOTH: Hooray! (GIGGLE)

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That was impressive.

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This episode of Bluey
is called Ticklecrabs.

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Oh, what a wonderful day
at the beach.

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A little bit lonely, of course,
but wonderful.

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(LOUDLY) It would be better if I had
a true love to share it with.

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Perhaps one day I'll find her.

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Oh, well, now it's time
to go back to my empty house.

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I'll just turn around
and pick up my towel.

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(GRUNTS)
(KIDS GIGGLE)

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Now I'll just shake the sand off.
Now off home.

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(GROANS)

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Brrrrrrm.

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# Oh, where are you, my true love?

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# Won't you come to me? #

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Ah, home sweet, lonely home.

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Ah, well, time for a nap.

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Perchance I will dream
of meeting my true love.

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(SNORES)

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(GIGGLES)

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(WHISPERS) Tickle, tickle, tickle,
tickle, tickle, tickle.

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(SNORES)

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BOTH: TICKLE!
Argh! (LAUGHS)

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What was that?!
(KIDS GIGGLE)

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Hm. I must have dreamt
of being tickled.

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Oh, well, I might just give
this big soft belly a bit of air.

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BOTH: TICKLE!
Argh! (LAUGHS)

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Oh, no! Ticklecrabs!

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I must have brought
them back from the beach with me.

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(KIDS SQUEAL AND GIGGLE)
(LAUGHS)

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Tickle, tickle!
(LAUGHS)

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(THUD!)
Ooh!

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(LAUGHS)
Tickle, tickle!

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(PANTS)
BOTH: Tickle, tickle, tickle.

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You can get me up here, ticklecrabs!

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Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!

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Hey! What? No!

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These ticklecrabs are smart!

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(LOUDLY) If only I had a true love
to come to my rescue!

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I've got to make a break for it!

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Freedom!

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Argh!
(THUD!)

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Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!
Ha-ha!

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(PANTS) Hang on, I'll use this glue.

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BOTH: Tickle, tickle, tickle,
tickle.

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Got ya!
(SQUEALS)

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Glue, glue, glue. Stick!
(GIGGLES)

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Glue, glue, glue. Stick!

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BOTH: Tickle, tickle,
tickle, tickle.

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Well, that seems to have done it.

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Ooh, you want some of these
big juicy ribs?

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Ooh, yeah, they look nice to tickle,
don't they?

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Mmm.
Unglue, unglue, unglue.

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BOTH: Pop! TICKLE!

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Argh! Ah, true love,
are you out there?

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(LAUGHS)

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I could really use you right now

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to come and have your turn
with these ticklecrabs.

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Hey... (LAUGHS) ..that's enough.

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Time out! (PANTS)

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(SIGHS)

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Hey, what are you doing in here?
Hiding.

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There's no way I'm getting tickled.

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Well, it's nice to meet you.

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My name is Telemachus
and I'm looking for my true love

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who's supposed to always
be there for me

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to come and help me
with these crabs.

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But she hasn't turned up.

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That sounds like hard work.

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How so?

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Well, your true love
probably has her own problems.

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Hm, I never thought of that.

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I guess the first thing I do
is yell out for help when I'm...

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Good luck!
Hey!

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KIDS: Tickle, tickle!

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TICKLE!
Argh! That is it!

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(LAUGHS) That lady was right.

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From now on,
I'll solve my own problem.

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You ticklecrabs are going back
to where you came from!

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Just...gotta...take the...
(LAUGHS) ..hits!

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(LAUGHS)

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Now I'll just... (LAUGHS)
..throw them back...

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(LAUGHS) ..into the sea!

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KIDS: Argh!

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Oh, and a big wave
takes them out to sea.

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I did it!

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I got rid of those tickling crabs.

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Ahh!

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The air tastes fresher.

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Birdsong's sweeter.

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(COCKATOOS CRY)

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I'm free at last!

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Oh, but a wave washes them back in!

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Wait, what? No! Hey! No! Get away!

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TICKLE!

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(LAUGHS)

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Oh, well, let it end, then,

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on this... (LAUGHS)

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..beautiful day... (LAUGHS)

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..alone but... (LAUGHS)
..no longer lonely.

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(LAUGHS)

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(SQUEAK!)
Huh?

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(SQUAWKS)

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A seagull!

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(SQUAWKS)

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(SQUAWKS)

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The most beautiful seagull
I've ever seen!

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Argh!
(SQUAWKS)

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Tickle, tickle, tickle!

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(KIDS SQUEAL AND GIGGLE)

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Oh, beautiful seagull,
are you my true love?

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(CHATTERS)

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Oh, I'm so happy!

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Farewell! We shall meet again!

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I will always be there for you,
for you are my true love.

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But I just need half an hour
on the couch. See ya!

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(KIDS SQUEAL AND GIGGLE)

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Captions by Red Bee Media

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Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation