BLUEY AND BINGO: Happy Mother's Day!
Ooh! Goodness!
Oh, Bingo!
Come back! Yeah, I thought that might happen.
Are you OK, Bingo?
She's sad because she thinks she ruined your day.
It will take more than that to ruin my day, Bingo.
(SNIFFLES) I ruin everything.
These things happen, honey. I'll tell you what I do.
Bluey, checklist. Ooh, OK.
I have a little cry. Wah! Check.
Then I pick myself up. Check.
Dust myself off. Check.
And keep going. The show must go on.
Ooh!
The only one of those I know how to do is the crying one.
Then just do that one for now.
Bingo, let's put on a show! OK!
This episode of Bluey is called The Show.
Please take your seat. The show is about to start!
(LAUGHS)
Oh, it's so nice to go to the theatre.
Oh, yes, I've heard very good things about this production.
Welcome to the show!
(SQUEALS) Bingo, quick, this side!
(BOTH GIGGLE)
Bingo, you're going to play Mum, because you're both red.
I promise my best I won't ruin it, Bluey.
You won't. Now go! (SQUEALS)
# Doo-do-do-do. # (GASPS) It's me!
One day...
Ah, wait on. What's your not Mum name?
Chilli! Oh, yeah.
One day, Chilli was walking along
and, um, this was before she was a mum, in the olden days.
(LAUGHS)
Chilli loved playing hockey, and, um...
Dancing! Oh, yes! And dancing.
(HUMS)
Mmm. I'm a good dancer!
But...
..she was very lonely.
No, I wasn't.
Yeah! No, I wasn't.
Yes, you were.
So, she...
Um, where did you meet Dad?
Well, there's some dispute, but let's just say at a party.
In London.
BOTH: Eeeee!
Blow out your candles, Your Majesty.
Very well.
I don't remember the Queen being there.
You wouldn't.
Then suddenly this big blue guy called, um...
Bandit! Bandit walked in.
Alright, here we go.
# Doo-do-do-do-do. #
Hey, babe, smell this! (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
What?! Spot-on.
(BLOWS REPEATED RASPBERRIES)
Ooh, delightful!
Yes, jolly good. (BOTH GIGGLE)
Who wrote this?
And then, Bandit asked Chilli to marry him
on a romance trip to, um...
Italy! The dump!
What? Ooh, marry me, babe!
Ooh, why should I? 'Cause I love you, babe.
I love your ears, babe. (GIGGLES)
Do you love my stinky feet?
Oh, yeah, I loves your stinky feet.
And my bellybutton?
Oh, yeah, I loves your bellybutton, babe.
(BLOWS NOISILY)
That is not how it happened! Oh, yes, it was.
They had a big wedding.
And then... Come on, Bingo!
Is this a toilet break? No!
(BLOWS)
Bluey, I haven't ruined the show yet.
Good one, Bingo!
Well, I'm enjoying this very much.
I have some minor quibbles with act one, but me too.
And then, Chilli had a baby in her belly!
Oh!
It's me. (GIGGLES)
How are you doing in there, little mate?
Kick! Ooh!
(BOTH LAUGH)
(BOTH GIGGLE)
OK, let's keep this moving!
So, then they...
(POP!)
Bingo!
Ladies and gentlemen, we're just having some show problems.
Please, uh...enjoy some dancing.
(TOY CHATTERS LOUDLY)
Oh, no!
Bingo, what are you doing?
Get back out here!
I knew I ruined the show.
It wasn't your fault.
It was.
We can just blow up another one.
Oh, there's no blue ones left.
Oh!
I ruin Mother's Day every day.
There's green! But you're not green.
I don't mind. Ooh, I know. Let's stuff the Queen up there.
But she's an old lady. How rude!
Hey, um... (SHRIEKS) No!
Get back to your seat!
I have to go to the toilet!
Sit down! Hey! Hey!
Listen, Bingo, we're finishing this show.
I can't! Just do it by yourself.
We can't do the show without you.
You're Mum!
Bluey, checklist.
Ooh! OK. Go.
Have a cry. Check!
Pick myself up. Check.
Dust myself off. Check!
And keep going.
The show must go on. Check.
She's back. BOTH: Hooray!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
BOTH: Chilli! Chilli! Chilli! Chilli! Chilli!
Er, what? Hey, hey, what?
Save my seat!
So, um...what was happening was...
(BANDIT PROTESTS)
(GIGGLES) Yeah!
Chilli went to hospital and...
Are you ready? No!
Yes!
She had a baby girl.
(LAUGHS)
(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)
Goo-goo, ga-ga.
I'm going to call her Bluey.
That's me!
Ah, yeah, I'm you, aren't I?
Let's see.
Daddy, me go boom-boom in nappy!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Change me, Daddy! (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(LAUGHTER AND COMMOTION)
Dada, change me!
The end.
Again.
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation