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(JAUNTY MUSIC)

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Tick, tick, tick, ching!
Tick, tick, tick, ching!

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Hey, Bluey, Calypso's
telling a story!

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Ooh.

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There once was an old dog
who had sat on a chest

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by the side of the road
for all his life,

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begging for treats.

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Oh. Ooh. Mm.

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Up you get, Snickers.

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One day, a gnome came by
and said to the old dog,

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"Have you tried opening that chest
you sit on to see what's inside?"

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"Oh, no, of course not.

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"There's nothing inside.
It is empty."

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Can I sit next to you, Coco?
Mm.

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But the gnome insisted
that the old dog open the chest

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and when he did, he discovered

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that it was full of treats!

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ALL: Ooh.

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Huh? That doesn't make any sense.

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Aah! Ooh.

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This episode of Bluey
is called Typewriter.

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Why didn't the old dog
look in the chest sooner?

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I'm not sure.

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Well, I'm going to write a story

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where he looked in the chest
straightaway and he saw the treats.

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Hey, where did the real typewriter
go?

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I don't know.

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I'll go ask Calypso.

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I can't be a storywriter
without a real typewriter.

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Hey, Snickers, what's wrong?

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Everyone else has learnt to sit
except me.

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But you're a sausage dog,
it's gonna take you longer.

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Why?
'Cause you're longer.

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Oh. I hate being a sausage dog.

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Why don't you come with me
to see Calypso?

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Maybe she can help you too.
OK, thanks, Bluey.

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(CRIES)

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Hey, Winton, what's wrong?

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Everyone keeps running away from me.

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Oh, no, they don't.

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They do.
Ah! Winton...

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Well, why don't you come
and see Calypso with us?

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Maybe she can help.
OK, let's get going.

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I'll follow you.
(BOTH SHOUT)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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Oh, no!
The English are approaching!

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Archers, ready.
Ready!

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Hold and fire.

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Pling!
And fire!

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Pling!

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Hey, we're shooting bows and arrows
at you.

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Not real ones.

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They're pretend real.

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We're not playing your game,
we're going to see Calypso.

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I'm looking for the real typewriter.

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ALL: Oh.

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Please can you pretend
that they're pretend real?

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Oh, OK.

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Arrows! Get down!

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Whoa! Argh!

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ALL: Hooray! Pling.

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And fire!
Pling.

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How are we gonna get past them?
(YELPS)

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Snickers, you sneak around them
through those skinny trees.

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And then wait at the top of the hill
to do you know what.

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Oh, yeah, OK.

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Run your little sausage dog legs!

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They're trying to outflank us.

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I'm going into those skinny trees.

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Oh! Why do YOU get to
go into the skinny trees?

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Because you got to sit
in the boot seat this morning,

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even though it was MY turn.

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'Cause I said, "Boot seat!"
at breakfast before you.

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Oh, alright.

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For Scotland!
BOTH: For Scotland!

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Pling, pling, pling.

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I'm coming.

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Where are you?

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(GASPS) What was that?

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He-he-he.

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Why aren't they attacking us?

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I don't know.
Well, I'm going to scout.

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Oh, why do you get to scout?

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'Cause you got to sit closest
to the tap last night.

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Even though I said, "Close tap"
first

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on the way back from jiu jitsu.

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Oh, alright.
BOTH: For Scotland!

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One's coming!
What do we do?!

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I know. When he comes, ask him
a question and then he'll run away.

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OK.

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Wait, what question?

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Any question. It doesn't matter.

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Ask him if he's gluten-free.

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Alright then.

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Wait, why will he run away
if I ask him if he's gluten-free?

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'Cause you're a space invader.

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Oh, OK.

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Wait, what's a space invader?

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It's someone who stands too close.

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Like what you're doing right now.

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Oh.

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Most people stay about
this far apart.

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But you don't,
you get right up close.

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'Cause I'm a space invader?
Yeah.

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Oh.

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Is that why people keep on
running away from me?

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Yeah, probably. Try it.

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Freeze.

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Are you gluten-free?
Ah!

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Winton, not so close.

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Just tell me. Are you gluten-free?

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Argh!
Aha! You're right, Bluey!

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Come on.
(LAUGHS)

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Where are you?

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Hey!
(SNICKERS GIGGLES)

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Argh! Archers ready.

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Pling, pling! Pling, pling.
(SQUEALS)

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How are we gonna get past the arrows?

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Use a shield.

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But I don't have a shield.

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Use this one.

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Oh, thanks. Hang on.

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Pling, pling. Oh! Pling.

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Pa-doing.
Huh?

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Pling.
Pa-doing.

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Hey, I'm shooting bows and arrows
at you.

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Yeah, and I'm pa-doinging them
with my shield.

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Oh, no!

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Pling, pling, pling.
Pa-doing, pa-doing, pa-doing.

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(YELLS)

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(BOTH CHEER)

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Come on, Winton!

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TERRIERS: Get 'em. Ya!

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Oh, no, they're catching up to us!

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Snickers, now!

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Sausage rolllll.

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(ALL SHOUT)

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I love being a sausage dog!

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BOTH: Hooray!

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Good one, Snickers!

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Hey, Winton, look.
(GASPS)

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I'm not a space invader!

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Hey, wait up, guys.

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Let's play that again.
(CHUCKLES)

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(HUMS)
Hi, Calypso.

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Hello, Bluey. How can I help you?

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I can't find the real typewriter.

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Oh, are you being a story writer?

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Yes.
Well, it's around here somewhere.

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Hmm.

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Oh, hey, how did you get past
the terriers?

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I used a shield. See?

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Ting, ting.
Ting, ting.

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That's a nice shield alright.
Thanks.

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OK, typewriter. Where is it?

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Oh, what if I asked you to show
me a typewriter?

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Hmm...

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Tick, tick, ching.

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That's a lovely typewriter,
isn't it?

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Yeah, it is.

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Thanks, Calypso.

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I'm going to write my story now.

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OK, have fun.

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(HUMS)

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Captions by Red Bee Media

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Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation

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