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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

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So it's a vegetable, we all like it,
and it starts with B.

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Yes.

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Broccoli.
No.

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Beetroot.
No.

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Beans.
Uh-uh.

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Booger beans.
MUM AND DAD: Bluey!

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Booger beans aren't a vegetable.

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Oh, this is impossible.

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We give up. What is it, Bingo?

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Botato.

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ALL: Oh, Bingo!

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What?
Potato starts with a P.

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Oh! (GIGGLES)

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Come here.
Oh, look at this cute little bottom.

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(GIGGLES) I need the toilet.

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Oh, OK.

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Me first!

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Hey!

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Are you busting, Bingo?

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Nah, not really.

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Can we play Three in the Bed
and the Little One Said

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while Dad's in the dunny?

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Yeah!

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Bluey, can you say toilet
instead of dunny, please?

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Why can't we say dunny?

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Is it a rude word?

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No, it's not a rude word.

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I just prefer toilet.

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Would the Queen say dunny?
Uh, no.

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It is not a word
the Queen would use.

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Then I'm not saying it either.

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Chloe's parents let her say it.

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Well, then that's fine for Chloe.

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She can say it.

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But how come
she can say it and we can't?

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Because different families
have different rules.

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And in this family,
we don't say dunny.

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Dunny's free.

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(KIDS GIGGLE)

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BOTH: Dad said it, Dad said it!

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Said what?

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I was just telling Bluey
to say toilet instead of dunny.

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What's wrong with dunny?

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It's not a word the Queen would use.

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And if we can't say it,
then you can't say it, Big Daddy.

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Right, so we can't say dunny.

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BOTH: No.
But booger beans is fine.

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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Bandit.
Whatevs.

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The toilet is free.

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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This episode of Bluey
is called Dunny.

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I'm just going to the toilet.

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Oh, Bingo, have you not
learned to walk yet?

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(GIGGLES) Yes, I... (GIGGLES)

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Did we not teach this kid to walk?
Let her go to the toilet.

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Oh! Our child is taking
her first steps. I'm so proud.

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Mum, am I allowed to say duneep?

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No, Bluey.

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But I'm not saying dunny,
I'm saying duneep.

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I made it up.

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Then yes, you can say it.

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But if you make up words, no-one
will know what you're talking about.

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Dad will. Watch.

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Huh?
(BABBLES)

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Wow!
Are you serious?

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(BABBLES)

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I've never considered it
from that angle before.

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(BABBLES)

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This changes everything.

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(LAUGHS) See?

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You're both crazy.

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Do we get in trouble
if we say dunny?

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Yeah, you get squish squashed.

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What's squish squashed?

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Well, say dunny and find out.

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Ooh! Dunny!

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(CLICKS)

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Squish squash!
(LAUGHS)

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Clear?
Yes.

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But what if YOU say it?

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I'll never say it.

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Oh, man, Bingo's
taking ages in the dunny.

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Mum! Mum! You said dunny.
It wasn't me!

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Maybe she fell in the dunny.

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You said it again!
You said it again! Yes!

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Come here, you little munchkin.

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I think if you say it,
we should get chocolate.

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OK, deal.
Yay!

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Bingo, we have to make Mum say it.

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OK, but how?

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Ooh, I know.
Let's play pass it on.

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Move a bit, Daddy.
You're swappin' with me.

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OK, ready?
BOTH: Ready.

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I like pink biscuits
for my morning tea,

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especially if I'm riding
a horse to the moon,

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because I like the moon
in the morning.

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(WHISPERS)

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(LAUGHS)

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(WHISPERS)

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OK. Go, Mum. What did I say?

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Um... Good morning.

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I like the moon's biscuits
'cause they're better than the moon.

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And it's morning tea.

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No!

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No, that wasn't it, Mum.

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Well, what did you say?

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I like, um...

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I forget!
Keep it simple!

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(LAUGHS)
My turn!

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Alright, everyone swap.
Mum, you stay there.

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OK.
Ooh, ow, ow.

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OK, Bingo.
You know what to do.

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Oh, man, I need the dunny.

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(BOTH GIGGLE)

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Oh, man, I need the dunny.

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Oh, man, I need the dunny.

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What did I say?
Yeah, what did she say?

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And you have to say it out loud.

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I ran to feed the bunny?

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BOTH: No!

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So, Sam, you feed my tummy?

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BOTH: No!

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That wasn't it.

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She said, "Oh, man,
I need the dunny."

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Squish squash!

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OK, OK.

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That's enough squish squash.

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Oh, I wish we could say dunny.

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Oh yeah, why's that?

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I just like it.

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It rhymes with funny.

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Look, I just want us to use
nice words,

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so everyone thinks
we're a nice family.

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Oh.
Is that an OK thing to want?

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ALL: Yeah, that's OK.
Thank you.

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Let's play Four in the Bed.

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ALL: OK.

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BOTH: Hooray!

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Ready?
OTHERS: Ready.

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ALL: There were four in the bed
and the little one said...

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Roll over, roll over.

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So they all rolled over
and one fell out.

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(ALL LAUGH)

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There were three in the bed
and the little one said...

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Roll over, roll over.

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So they all rolled over
and one fell out.

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(LAUGHS)

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There were two in the bed
and the little one said...

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Roll over, roll over.

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But the big one said, "Nup."

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Hey! Roll over!

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Mum, our family rules
are to not say dunny, right?

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That's right.

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'Cause toilet is a better word.

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Well, I think so.

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And Chloe's family rules
are that they can say dunny.

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Yes.

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So does that mean
our family rules are better

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than Chloe's family rules?

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Well, um...no.

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They're just different.

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But you said toilet is better.

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Um, yeah, I did.

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Get out.

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Bandit!

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There was one in the bed
and the little one said...

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..goodnight.

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And one more question.

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Is our family better
than Chloe's family?

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No!

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Mum, can I still
say dunny in my head?

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Oh, booger beans.

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Alright, new family rule.

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We can all say dunny.

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KIDS: Hooray!

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Just not in front of the Queen.

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ALL: Dunny, dunny, dunny!

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Thanks, Mum.
That's OK.

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It's not like it's a naughty word.

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Chloe isn't allowed to say naughty.

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She has to say cheeky.

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Well, there you go.

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Captions by Red Bee Media

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