(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
So it's a vegetable, we all like it, and it starts with B.
Yes.
Broccoli. No.
Beetroot. No.
Beans. Uh-uh.
Booger beans. MUM AND DAD: Bluey!
Booger beans aren't a vegetable.
Oh, this is impossible.
We give up. What is it, Bingo?
Botato.
ALL: Oh, Bingo!
What? Potato starts with a P.
Oh! (GIGGLES)
Come here. Oh, look at this cute little bottom.
(GIGGLES) I need the toilet.
Oh, OK.
Me first!
Hey!
Are you busting, Bingo?
Nah, not really.
Can we play Three in the Bed and the Little One Said
while Dad's in the dunny?
Yeah!
Bluey, can you say toilet instead of dunny, please?
Why can't we say dunny?
Is it a rude word?
No, it's not a rude word.
I just prefer toilet.
Would the Queen say dunny? Uh, no.
It is not a word the Queen would use.
Then I'm not saying it either.
Chloe's parents let her say it.
Well, then that's fine for Chloe.
She can say it.
But how come she can say it and we can't?
Because different families have different rules.
And in this family, we don't say dunny.
Dunny's free.
(KIDS GIGGLE)
BOTH: Dad said it, Dad said it!
Said what?
I was just telling Bluey to say toilet instead of dunny.
What's wrong with dunny?
It's not a word the Queen would use.
And if we can't say it, then you can't say it, Big Daddy.
Right, so we can't say dunny.
BOTH: No. But booger beans is fine.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
Bandit. Whatevs.
The toilet is free.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
This episode of Bluey is called Dunny.
I'm just going to the toilet.
Oh, Bingo, have you not learned to walk yet?
(GIGGLES) Yes, I... (GIGGLES)
Did we not teach this kid to walk? Let her go to the toilet.
Oh! Our child is taking her first steps. I'm so proud.
Mum, am I allowed to say duneep?
No, Bluey.
But I'm not saying dunny, I'm saying duneep.
I made it up.
Then yes, you can say it.
But if you make up words, no-one will know what you're talking about.
Dad will. Watch.
Huh? (BABBLES)
Wow! Are you serious?
(BABBLES)
I've never considered it from that angle before.
(BABBLES)
This changes everything.
(LAUGHS) See?
You're both crazy.
Do we get in trouble if we say dunny?
Yeah, you get squish squashed.
What's squish squashed?
Well, say dunny and find out.
Ooh! Dunny!
(CLICKS)
Squish squash! (LAUGHS)
Clear? Yes.
But what if YOU say it?
I'll never say it.
Oh, man, Bingo's taking ages in the dunny.
Mum! Mum! You said dunny. It wasn't me!
Maybe she fell in the dunny.
You said it again! You said it again! Yes!
Come here, you little munchkin.
I think if you say it, we should get chocolate.
OK, deal. Yay!
Bingo, we have to make Mum say it.
OK, but how?
Ooh, I know. Let's play pass it on.
Move a bit, Daddy. You're swappin' with me.
OK, ready? BOTH: Ready.
I like pink biscuits for my morning tea,
especially if I'm riding a horse to the moon,
because I like the moon in the morning.
(WHISPERS)
(LAUGHS)
(WHISPERS)
OK. Go, Mum. What did I say?
Um... Good morning.
I like the moon's biscuits 'cause they're better than the moon.
And it's morning tea.
No!
No, that wasn't it, Mum.
Well, what did you say?
I like, um...
I forget! Keep it simple!
(LAUGHS) My turn!
Alright, everyone swap. Mum, you stay there.
OK. Ooh, ow, ow.
OK, Bingo. You know what to do.
Oh, man, I need the dunny.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
Oh, man, I need the dunny.
What did I say? Yeah, what did she say?
And you have to say it out loud.
I ran to feed the bunny?
BOTH: No!
So, Sam, you feed my tummy?
BOTH: No!
That wasn't it.
She said, "Oh, man, I need the dunny."
Squish squash!
OK, OK.
That's enough squish squash.
Oh, I wish we could say dunny.
Oh yeah, why's that?
I just like it.
It rhymes with funny.
Look, I just want us to use nice words,
so everyone thinks we're a nice family.
Oh. Is that an OK thing to want?
ALL: Yeah, that's OK. Thank you.
Let's play Four in the Bed.
ALL: OK.
BOTH: Hooray!
Ready? OTHERS: Ready.
ALL: There were four in the bed and the little one said...
Roll over, roll over.
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
(ALL LAUGH)
There were three in the bed and the little one said...
Roll over, roll over.
So they all rolled over and one fell out.
(LAUGHS)
There were two in the bed and the little one said...
Roll over, roll over.
But the big one said, "Nup."
Hey! Roll over!
Mum, our family rules are to not say dunny, right?
That's right.
'Cause toilet is a better word.
Well, I think so.
And Chloe's family rules are that they can say dunny.
Yes.
So does that mean our family rules are better
than Chloe's family rules?
Well, um...no.
They're just different.
But you said toilet is better.
Um, yeah, I did.
Get out.
Bandit!
There was one in the bed and the little one said...
..goodnight.
And one more question.
Is our family better than Chloe's family?
No!
Mum, can I still say dunny in my head?
Oh, booger beans.
Alright, new family rule.
We can all say dunny.
KIDS: Hooray!
Just not in front of the Queen.
ALL: Dunny, dunny, dunny!
Thanks, Mum. That's OK.
It's not like it's a naughty word.
Chloe isn't allowed to say naughty.
She has to say cheeky.
Well, there you go.
Captions by Red Bee Media
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