(HAPPY SONG)
# Mum!
# Dad!
# Bingo!
# Bluey! #
Ooh, dinosaur.
Its mouth opens and shuts.
Arggh! (LAUGHS)
Dad, can I have one of these?
Only if you pay for it yourself.
But I haven't got any money. Well, then you can't have it.
But I want it.
Well, that's commonly called bad luck.
Oh, that's not fair. It's pretty fair.
(CLICK!) MUFFIN: Whaaaa!
Get it off! Get it off! Oh!
(SQUAWKS)
Ice-cream!
Hi, kids.
BOTH: Dad, ice-cream!
Keep walking. Oh, can't we have an ice-cream?
Nope. No-one's having ice-cream.
Why not?
Because you had one yesterday, kid. It's too much sugar.
Ohhhh!
Oh, no fair.
It's fairly fair.
Well, why does Muffin get an ice-cream?
Muffin's not getting an ice-cream.
I got an ice-cream! See?
Oh, thanks, mate.
Look, kids, Muffin gets an ice-cream
'cause she got a dinosaur stuck on her head.
It was a velociwaptor.
Oh, no fair.
It's totally fair.
Maybe Muffin'll give you a lick of hers.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen, mate.
Can I have a lick, please, Muffin?
Grrr!
Dad!
Oh, OK, OK.
You can have an ice-cream.
BLUEY AND BINGO: Yay! Ice-cream!
This episode of Bluey is called Ice Cream.
Look, they've got mango.
This is the happiest day ever of my life.
Oh, our ferry's here, Muffin.
See you later, girls.
Bye, Bluey. Bye, Bingo.
Hey, kids, Uncle Stripe and Muffin are saying goodbye.
Oh, bye, Muffin. Bye, Uncle Strawberry.
See ya, mate.
Now, you have to finish that before we get on the ferry, Muffy.
Ahhh!
Right, do you know what you want?
Yes. I'd like mango, please.
OK. One mango, please.
And extra big size.
Extra small size, thanks.
Oh, no fair. Highly fair.
Bluey, what about you?
I can't decide.
I want either mango like Bingo or strawberry.
Can I have two flavours? No.
Oh, no fair. Very fair.
OK. I'll get strawberry, please. In a cone.
I can always have a lick of Bingo's.
$6, please. Thank you.
What flavour are you getting, Dad?
I'm not getting one. Gotta stay in shape.
It's just coming up.
It's taking a while.
Ready. Oh, go on.
Give us a double chocolate in a cup, extra large.
BOTH: Hooray!
I've got a problem.
(GIRLS SLURP) Everyone happy?
BOTH: Yep. Good.
Is yours nice, Dad? Yeah, it's chocolate.
Bingo, can I have a lick of your mango?
Here we go.
OK, but only if I can have a lick of yours.
Sure.
Ah, not a big lick.
I wasn't gonna take a big lick.
You were. Your tongue was all the way out.
No, it wasn't. It was. It was like this...
Yahhh...
No, it was only out this far. Blah...
No, it was out this far.
It wasn't.
It was out this far.
It has to be out this far.
OK.
OK, that's OK.
Hang on. If I lick first and you lick second,
you could just take a bigger lick than me.
Uh, Bluey.
No, I won't. You will.
You lick first, I'll lick second.
But then YOU'LL just take a bigger lick.
I won't, I promise. You will.
OK, kids, come on. Sort it out.
We can't both lick second.
What are we gonna do?
I know. Let's lick at the same time.
Oh, yeah. Good idea, Bingo.
OK. You ready? Yes.
So, we both take the same size lick, OK?
OK. Show me how big your tongue is out.
Blah. OK, that's OK.
Show me yours. Blah.
Is mine OK? Yeah.
Well, let's go.
Uh... No, your tongue's out too far.
But, but...
Bingo, not that much.
Ooh, ooh...
Kids, what are you doing?
That's too much. No, tongue back in, tongue back in.
Not too big.
(TCHAIKOVSKY'S WALTZ OF THE FLOWERS)
No, back, back. Oh, not too much.
(WALTZ OF THE FLOWERS CONTINUES)
Uh! Get out of it.
(WALTZ OF THE FLOWERS CONTINUES)
Ahh! My ice-cream!
It's melted!
Mine too.
(BOTH SQUEAL)
They're both melted.
(BOTH MURMUR)
Dad, our ice-creams melted.
It's a hot day, kid. You had 'em out in the sun.
The sun melts ice-creams.
But that's not fair.
It's about as fair as it gets, actually.
Can you buy us another one?
Zero chance.
Ohh! Oh, why not?
'Cause it's not my fault they melted.
You took too long to eat 'em.
So, we get nothing?
Well, you get a valuable life lesson.
I don't want a valuable line lesson.
I just want an ice-cream.
(HOWLS)
Alright, I tell you what. You kids can have mine.
BOTH: Really?
Yeah, go on.
Yeah! Thanks, Dad!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Huh?
Let's take turns.
You go first.
Have as much as you like.
Thanks, Bluey.
Is it good? Mm, yeah.
Your turn. I only took a little bit.
Thanks, Bingo.
Well done, girls.
Mm, it's even better than mango.
Yeah, it's chocolate. (BOTH LAUGH)
I'm sorry you don't get an ice-cream, dad.
It's all good, kid. I'm fine.
Well, it's actually your job to give us your ice-cream.
Oh, is it now? And why's that?
'Cause you're the big daddy man. (LAUGHS)
Fair enough.
Captions by Red Bee Media
Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation